Camping.

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XTREME PETS!!!

Why Californians get mauled:

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spaffe said:
what? no guns? and you're supposed to be an american :p
Heehee, I don't even own any guns! I would like to get a 12 gauge shotgun, but I'm not really the gun type.
 
In Alaska (and probably Canada, I don't know) moose have been known to fuck cars.

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We have bears, rattle snakes, mountain lions, scorpions, and rabies-infected squirrels, but I still consider the west / southwest US much safer than other parts when it comes to wildlife. Some places have man eating spiders and poisonous birds and shit.
 
Moose are definitely the freaks of animals when it comes to sex. To score with the a female moose, the male eats her poop as it falls gracefully from her moosecheeks! I don't care how hot the chick is, I don't think I'm willing to eat any chick's poop, ESPECIALLY fresh out of the oven.
 
EWWWWW! I never knew that! I only knew for mating seasons they run in big circles, and that means they might hit you. That is my limited Moose knowledge.
 
I don't know if it's a specific moose but yeah, saw that on some National Geographic thing.
 
I don't like camping, to me it's just cheap and annoying and it takes the fun out of the game.
 
NAD said:
Heehee, I don't even own any guns! I would like to get a 12 gauge shotgun, but I'm not really the gun type.

nah guns suck when it comes to personal protection (against humans) at least, i'd rather use a knife or telescopic baton for personal protection; better to stab or bludgeon someone since you're not very likely to get a prison sentence form the damages :)
 
I'm going camping next weekend. I can't fucking wait. Trailers are for vaginas.

Massive primitive camping trip to the Sequoia National Forest scheduled one month from today. Copious amounts of beer, chili, shitting in bushes, and hopefully a bear or two. People who drive their RVs to established campgrounds offering full amenities need to be twittered in to annihilation.
 
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