Can anybody be bothered to help?

[The Turd]

Hi guys,
I was hoping somebody could give me some info regarding this message board. I had a quick look but couldnt work it out.
How do you become a "senior member". What's a "junior member" and how do I get a personal line of text under my name. Is this an accolade reserved for long time posters?
Anyway, thanks for any help that somebody may give. I realise its a bit of a bore answering questions like this all the time.

 

[Jeffasin]

Click the profile button at the the top of the page, then click edit profile. The rest is pretty self-explainatory....

j

 

[TD]

The more you post, the higher you rank. Some message boards I read religiously, but never post. Like the force.net. I read it every day for hours. But I don't want to converse with those guys, they all sound like comic book guy.

 

[Jeffasin]

I'm hip, Darth Starbucks....

j

 

[TD]

There are so many questions I'd love to post there, but I don't want to listen to some 15 year old tell me what I missed on the 1st 3, or some 40 year old virgin tell me what I forgot in the new ones. But, I love that board! I'm the same way with the ORIGINAL star trek.

 

[Jeffasin]

Doesn't it suck, that you like the old Star Trek, but you can't admit it because these lame motherfuckers take it just a little too far? On the other hand, I have no qualms about listening to Anthrax, 'cause you guys kick ass!

j

(and I'm not saying that to get brownie points. I don't fake sincerety very well....)

 

[TD]

I'm a huge, huge, KISS fan as well, and some of those fans are taking it too far.

 

[Jeffasin]

I gotta admit, every time I hear somebody say they're a KISS fan, I think of mullets....

j

 

[The Turd]

Try being in your 30s and having nerds go mad at the mention of Monty Python. Or the dudes who think its cool to quote Pulp Fiction Ad nauseum.
At least when I say I like Anthrax I usually get "are they still around?" Unless your a metalhead most people think a band has broken up if they havent been seen on MTV in 3 months.Well that's what its like here in Oz anyway.

 

[Jeffasin]

Hey....we like Monty Python around here....

j

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by The Turd
Try being in your 30s and having nerds go mad at the mention of Monty Python.

**considers saying "I fart in your general direction" but then blushes and slumps away**

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You're a junior member until you have 100 posts, then you become a senior member, unless you go into your profile and change it like the rest of us. Make sure you check the box, or it just laughs at you.

I posted at the Pantera board just long enough to go from Cream Puff to Junior Cowboy. Now I sit back and laugh at all the guys who claim to get threesomes on a weekly basis, yet have over 15,000 posts...

NOT ANOTHER MONTY PYTHON THREAD!!!!

 

[Jeffasin]

Heheh....I just noticed you have Castle Anthrax as your location

Just remember, if anything happens, you started it....

j

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

For the record, I changed that last week, and The Turd is the one that brought up Monty Python, and NFF is no help at all!!!!

 

[Jeffasin]

Sorry, I was just stirrin the pot....


j

 

[nafnikufesin]

Alright, we'll call it a draw.

(SLAP! Bad NFF!)

 

[The Turd]

Obviously Im real new to this board so I apologise for rearing the Monty Python head. I know how hard it can be to put that beast to sleep once it gets momentum.

 

[Jono]

yeah I can't stand people who judge a persons worth by how much pop culture tidbits they know. Then they turn around and claim to be nonconformists. fucking elitists.
-Jono-
P.S. thanks for the info on the title thing! I'm gonna change mine to someth9ing cool now.

 

[Jono]

ah yes that feels much better
-Jono-

 

[Jono]

hmmm my title hasn't changed yet....
-Jono-