can you cook?

[breaklose]

i wouldnt want a completely healthy kebab, that would spoil the fun of it.

 

[french_anatheman]

what % of a kebab is meat?

40% when the guy's generous, otherwise 30%

 

[Don Corleone]

@Don -> do you have burek?

yes

börek

 

[breaklose]

me mum cooks that now and then.

 

[Don Corleone]

it could be arabic mehdi. im not sure though

 

[Brynjar]

I ate 5 full plates of meat at a steak buffet and literally couldn't walk afterwards.

did the same with poridge in kindergarden.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I went for an all you can chinese eat buffet with mick once and we had plans on goin for a drink afterwards but mick ended up in pain and wanted to go home, it was amazin the sheer amount of food he ate hahaahaa

I had a simlar experience with a confused order in a country pub.I ordered the mixed grill and they gave me the fat heart attack platter.It consisted of:
gammon steak,rump steak,cumberland sausage,liver,pork chop,lamb steak,chicken breast,breaded beef mushrooms,chips,salad(!).I couldn't eat for 3 days afterwards.I was proud though.

 

[breaklose]

it could be arabic mehdi. im not sure though

arabic, turkish, same shit.

 

[Bambi]

no way, troy is in turkey and the trojans were way to cool to be arabs

 

[donkho]

i can only fry eggs, and make some sauces ("Guacamole", "Salsa Morocha" etc....).... maybe something else but i cant remember... theres always a tacos place near anyway

 

[discouraged1]

burek/börek with yoghurt after heavy drunkness is great to end an eve with.

 

[breaklose]

no way, troy is in turkey and the trojans were way to cool to be arabs

the turks should be grateful to arabs for taking the time to teach them the right religion so all of them go to the only true heaven :Smug:

 

[Bambi]

pfft...the turks blew it big time around the time of the byzantine empire, they'll be forever associated with derty arabs now

 

[breaklose]

one of my ancestors on my mums side was in the turkish navy.

 

[Bambi]

was she really?

 

[breaklose]

youre too nosey.

 

[discouraged1]

someone likes fish here?
seashells?
kalamari?

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

anyone here know how to cook goose?

 

[discouraged1]

ask the russian boy.

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

russian boy, do you know how to cook goose?