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[NAD]

"Gee Ash, Clint Eastwood sure does smell like mutton!"

 

[Captain Beard]

"I's gon git me some pusay!"

 

[lurch70]

"white twins > tall black woman"

"Cape Fear gave me good practice for what is about to commence"

 

[Ellestin]

Who are these chicks? They both look as if they just had anal intercourse with an orangutan...

 

[Reign in Acai]

Inebriated from white russians and lines of coke. Mary Kate and Ashley get propositioned by a man who claims to be their "Uncle Jesse".

 

[lizard]

Ashley: no mary-kate, don't eat mr. deniro!
Mary-Kate: don't worry, Ashley, I'll just barf him up in a few minutes...

 

[MFJ]

Am I the only one that finds them totally revolting?

 

[lizard]

ever since they were kids I thought there was a certain simian cast to their features.

 

[NAD]

Am I the only one that finds them totally revolting?

I agree, but I still want to put it in their butts.

 

[Ellestin]

I agree, but I still want to put it in their butts.

Yes, me too, but WHO THE HELL ARE THEY??? Are they famous or what?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

someone dig up NAD's "rack" thread.

 

[NAD]

Yes, me too, but WHO THE HELL ARE THEY??? Are they famous or what?

Just Google "Olsen twins" and their vast childhood fortune will reveal itself to you. They started on this stupid TV show called Full House in the late 80's (I think) and have since marketed themselves via movies, television, video games, fucking EVERYTHING and are now insanely rich at 18 years old. Cunts.

someone dig up NAD's "rack" thread.

That's one of my personal highlights in e-world.

 

[lizard]

they have been "famous" ever since they were about a year old.

and they've made a fricking fortune on straight to dvd movies that preteen girls lap up by the dozen.

and not only is that TV show to blame for them, it's also to blame for the horrible John Stamos, and the worst comedian ever to grace television, Bob Saget.

 

[MFJ]

Every time I look at them, I feel a part of myself cruble into dust and blow away with the wind... When a slut is so revolting that she actually makes living cells die, you know there is need for rapists and kidnappers.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Ahsley: You know I had a mohawk at one time??

Deniro: Really, Ashley so did I. Accept i ran around and killed people. Did you ever see me bang Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown?? Best three minutes of my life.

 

[MFJ]

I give that feeble attempt at a caption a 2.5/10

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I give that feeble attempt at a caption a 2.5/10

Rock ass!!! Thanks!!