Carnal Relations.

[Lola]

Damn why haven't i seen this thread before?? Where the fuck was I??.....

 

[derek]

Yeah...where the hell were you? I've been having deep and meaningful sex with everyone this past week and you've been watching tv or some crap.

you missed out. theres still some waffles left, if you want?

 

[Lola]

What i can't opt for sex??.....and yes i want waffles and butterMILK to go with my waffles too...oh and syrup....

 

[derek]

I'm all out of meaningful, deep, silent, true and sticky love at the moment...all sexed out. Totally cream crackered. So only waffles at the moment. I need a few weeks to recover.

 

[Lola]

Well I'm first in line when that happens.......RAINCHECK........

 

[derek]

Hell yeah....your first. I promise.

 

[Lola]

Okay I'm saving this comment for future references..............no punking out on me......

 

[derek]

Me? Never. I am as hardcore as hardcore gets.

 

[Lola]

We'll see!

 

[derek]

Bangin'!

pun DEFINATELY intended!

 

[Lola]

How the fuck do you have more posts then me????............Damn hot & speedy fingers.....

 

[derek]

because i dont sleep. get LOADS of time off, and really like all you folks

 

[Lola]

aww I'm hornyored.....I mean honored...

 

[derek]

me thinks drink might make you horny huh????

 

[Lola]

You think?......it just makes you hot and warm and fuzzy all over.....

 

[derek]

your probably horny all the time anyways, so i guess its irrelevant

 

[Lola]

It's obvious isn't it??.....but I like it.....being gross, perverted, and utterly distasteful, rocks!!!

 

[derek]

I wouldnt have it any other way!

Anyways, im gonna go out for breakfast, so i shall speak to you sometime soon. stay metal and stay DrunK

 

[Lola]

okay go and eat some waffles....lots of them! I'll drink lots in return.......