casting call for neverending story 4 (or is it 5?)

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as directed by me. using the raw resources of this board.

main character: greg baliset.

his dad: fusoya

aging princess: famke janssen

her killer troll: me

killer troll's killer flying fish: mia

archduke mokele prinzip: tar

grand wizard: azal

giant lizard: lizard

lawful {evil} paladin escort: seipp

the ultimate weapon everyone is after (a sort of nuclear powered whip which verbally taunts after it strikes): the_prep

information minister from a land afar: deadair

ent rip-off tree squires: cedarbreed, vangelic_sturgeon

aloof local blacksmith who is actually a retired geomancer: avi

xfer doesn't appear. he's too fuddy-duddy for this sort of thing.

again, i leave out a ton of people. you'll be added for part 6. chupe, you especially.

critic who reviews the impending movie negatively: idea prof

oh god i don't want to do any "work" today
 
the ultimate weapon everyone is after (a sort of nuclear powered whip which verbally taunts after it strikes): the_prep



this rules
 
does this mean the resurrection of
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to sing the theme song?
"the never ending storyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."
 
seriously, when that film came out, i was at the point in my life where i probably would've loved even brussels sprouts if they'd been associated somehow with dragons, and i STILL detested that dude.

and i ain't even touching jake's.
 
guys, for all the hard time azal gives everyone, you must remember that at the end of the day he sits on a pile of mudvayne and evanescence CDs and pets a shih tzu.