cat in a tree. seriously.

[Astrum]

so i was outside smoking a ciggarette last night, and i hear my car freaking out. mind you, shes been missing for three or four days. and she is a tiny little girl of a cat, but like 5 years old. turns out shes in a tree, up like 30 feet. tried everything to get her out, then finally called the animal shelter, they told me to call the fire department. called them, they told me to call an arborist. fuck that.

so umm, anyone know how to get a cat out of a tree? poor thing hasnt eaten for three days.

 

[Vimana]

Ladder.

 

[Krow]

Rocks. Throw them.

 

[Astrum]

if only i had one tall enough. plus the tree is extremely skinny and a ladder would not balance against it.

 

[Vimana]

Buy a new cat.

 

[MoonlightOrchid]

Ok I got a plan you will need:

1. 4 men
2. a sheet
3. someone strong enough to shake that skinny tree

optional, a hose connected to a water supply.

Get all 4 men under the tree, under the cat and hold the blanket under the place where you think the cat will fall. Shake the tree until it falls off. If shes still hanging on spray her with water. If shes soaked but still clinging to that damn tree I suggest you find a long rod of something and poke her till she drops.

If none of the above work, get your chainsaw out.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

called the animal shelter, they told me to call the fire department. called them, they told me to call an arborist.

I swear I read arsonist instead of arborist. It was funny.

 

[Ben_t]

Light a fire in the tree and call the fire department again. Maybe they will come this time.

 

[False Joe]

light the cat on fire, and see if they'll come

 

[Einherjar86]

Must be a pretty strong tree if it can hold a fucking car.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Poor kitty. Sheet option sounds good.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Maybe try calling the fire department again?

 

[whiskey funeral]

Must be a pretty strong tree if it can hold a fucking car.

 

[MasterOLightning]

A 30 foot fall will not kill a cat. See if you can knock it out of there.

 

[The Ozzman]

Put some food at the base of the tree

 

[waif]

The cat may not be able to get down. This is why you need a trained hawk.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fire department, or try not being a pussy and climb up there....

 

[Psychonaut]

...or really not be a pussy and fly

 

[genocide roach]

you guys are horrible. the guy might lose his cat!
~gR~

 

[seedofvengeance]

so i was outside smoking a ciggarette last night, and i hear my car freaking out. mind you, shes been missing for three or four days. and she is a tiny little girl of a cat, but like 5 years old. turns out shes in a tree, up like 30 feet. tried everything to get her out, then finally called the animal shelter, they told me to call the fire department. called them, they told me to call an arborist. fuck that.

so umm, anyone know how to get a cat out of a tree? poor thing hasnt eaten for three days.

Turn on Light This City near the tree and he won't be able to get out of there fast enough.