Causeway Cannibal NOT High On Bath Salts.

I'm aligning myself with the true believers in Zombie Apocalypse Theory.

I'll be on the roof setting up the snipers if anyone needs me.
 
Also remember the media likes to earn money from sensationalising stories. A face eating naked man isn't enough after a while.... you gotta get expert opinions for such highly qualified sources are police officers about what new highly dangerous and experimental drug caused all this.

anti narcotic bodies get funding to create these sorts of headlines and take any oportunity they can to create fear. The media only exists to generate money and gladly takes the money from the anti narcotic bodies who get the money from the government who get the money from us.

I belive drugs can be very bad, but I also belive a guy who has been clinically diagnosed schizophrenic isn't going to sell newpapers and get web sites clicks for very long. But if it looks like he smokes weed, takes lsd, plays violent vides games and listens to metal you've got a headline
 
I always felt like this had involved voodoo...Look up "Haiti Zombie"

This is EXTREMELY common in Haiti and it's a HUGE coincidence that the guys parents are from guess where...Haiti.