Celebration of the mullet.

[Lord_Of_This_World]

 

[Maqus]

I have a picture but I wouldn't dare to post it

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Ahhh go on!

 

[Maqus]

No, fortunately it's not here and not scanned either. Otherwise I'd be perverse enough to link it, which is just WRONG.

 

[my dying groom]

Now I'm curious.

 

[siderea]

hehe for dutch readers: http://www.dimi15.be/test/item/426

they probably should translate that to english, it's a book named
'introduction to dimi's mullet',

- in this book you'll read the history of this magnific piece of neck vegetation from greeks to romans, gauls, over french revolution into the wild eighties... history would have looked quite different without the mullet
further on there are tips and possibilities and why you want/don't want a mullet
the autor is -for ten years already- the proud owner of a mullet. he was born 30 years ago in the culturally most developed part of belgium and has russian, german and greek roots...
book costs 100 euros, first 30 copies have a lock of the autor's mullet included

 

[Maqus]

How could you possibly not be proud of a mullet?

erm... well, unless you have degenerated, of course.

 

[siderea]

i'm against the minimalistic mullet, like this one little braid

and i think the belgian mullet book is fiction it should be written though!

 

[siderea]

what's mullet in everyone's language btw?
my region its mostly 'nektapijt' (neckrug/neckcarpet... something like that)

 

[my dying groom]

Vokuhila -> vorne kurz, hinten lang
or Nackenspoiler (neck + spoiler).

 

[snow2fall]

"Vorne kurz und hinten lang
meistens noch 'ne Zündschnur dran
Die Frisur ist Dein Programm
nichts ficht Dich so einfach an...
Immer lustig und vergnügt
bis der Arsch im Sarge liegt
ballerst Du durch diese Welt
Peter Maffay ist Dein Held
Du hast eine Vokuhila -
Du bist der Star, von dem der Chor hier singt
Na, alles klar? Vokuhila, unser Frisurenking
Bist echt korrekt, hast es gecheckt.
Cool, alles easy, Mann Vokuhila, Du bist gut drauf,
hast Plan, alles easy, Mann
Obwohl es schwer zu glauben ist
weiß ich, daß Du eitel bist
Mit Packung, Shampoo, Haarkur, Fön
hat man Dich schon oft gesehen
Du bist von einem anderen Stern
Wie soll ich mir das sonst erklären...
Haargel, Öl und Pferdeschwanz
verlangen sehr viel Toleranz
Es glaubt doch höchstens noch ein Kind
daß Zickenbärte kleidsam sind
und ganz besonders der beliebte Oberlippenbart
ist ein Gigant der Widerwart
Mit zottigen Dreadlocks fand jetzt die Wissenschaft heraus
sehen Haare nicht mehr fettig aus
und warum, frag ich mich betrübt, sind Vokuhilas so beliebt
Warum tragt ihr sie?
Warum tragt ihr sie?
Sagt, warum tragt ihr sie, eure Vokuhila...
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila"

Die Ärzte - Vokuhila Superstar

 

[Maqus]

"Focista frizura", which is as lame as it gets, cause it means "soccer players hairdo" :/

But it can be "tarkóhaj" too, which is something like occiput (??) hair.

this is so daft *sigh*

 

[Maqus]

Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila
Vokuhila

 

[Morpheus]

creative innit?

 

[siderea]

volahiwe

vorne lang hinten weit
(kevefudowi - keine vergibnis fur domme witze)

this reminds me of secret language in junior school

isnt there something like 'asi-frisur' as well? i might already have asked

 

[siderea]

that must have been my worst post ever.
dont worry i'm gonna sleep now
tschuss!

 

[Strangelight]

Why is it that as soon as mullets appear, everyone starts speaking German?

 

[snow2fall]

Why is it that as soon as mullets appear, everyone starts speaking German?

Maybe because this country hosts one of the worst examples...

 

[Morpheus]

that's a good one

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I want to know what barbers he goes to.