cell phone = dead

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dude. my phone NEVER worked! and then i got this bill for like $200 and i was like FUCK YOU I AM NOT PAYING THIS! and i slammed it on the floor and stomped it into fucking pieces.
 
i really dont think i will ever get a cell phone again. i called t cancel my service last night and i was like 'can you hear me?' and she was like "yea" and i was like "that's because i'm not on THE FUCKING CELL PHONE YOU FUCKERS GAVE ME".