Cheap Mexican Food Appreciation Thread!!!

[NAD]

Maybe this is just a Southwest USA thing, but HOLY SHIT does cheap Mexican food rock. I have a total hankering for some Alberto's greasy ass food right now, but don't have any damn cash on me. Sucks!

Google image search totally failed in finding an appropriate pictar for this glorious restaurant. Dyamn.

 

[lizard]

 

[NAD]

They totally can't afford neon signs, but those chicks are hot!

Seriously, Alberto's totally rocks. You can walk out of there missing $5 but holding about 17,000 calories worth of greasy Mexican food, and only 1 person ever speak English in there, highly broken at best. I'm pretty sure they even use gub'ment cheese, too!

 

[Erik]

Total/totally count in thread so far: 5

 

[NAD]

Yeah I noticed that. I'm totally into the word totally apparently. Maybe I am a beach bum! (note: haven't been to the beach in about 10 years)

 

[lizard]

Adrian are you drunk? don't go to work today. keep drinking and honor the Abbotts in the best way possible, an Irish Wake. (and btw entertaining us)

 

[NAD]

I'm starting to sober up, but still a bit drunk. I have to go to work today because I'm skinning out early on Friday to go camping all weekend. Tonight we celebrated in honor of the Abbotts, and will certainly continue this weekend.

Also I only have 3 beers here so not much left to enjoy. I do have a ton of liquor but I don't really drink that stuff anymore. At least I don't drink it to get drunk, just the occasional scotch on the rocks while reading Kerouac. Too many nights drinking bottles on end in my past, I don't do that anymore.

 

[lizard]

yeah, I only rarely drink hard liquor. viva le beer!

 

[J.]

I like cheap Mexican food. Jose's in Huntsville was always a winner. If you bought any meal (other than appetizers), all your margaritas were only $.99 for the rest of the night. And believe me, the restaurant was not stingy with the alcohol.

Then there's Taco Bell.

 

[mousewings]

I like fake Mexican food too. Not the spicy stuff, the bland stuff you get at grocery stores. Especially the apple pies.

 

[Demonspell]

Mexican food bargains are easy to find here in Manhattan as well, franchises are for tourists.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I can turn $10 into 17,000 calories

$5 for a 1lb. of beef
$2 for 5 tortillas
$.50 for spice
$2.50 for cheese

if I want to splurge get the $3 can of refried beans and make a burrito/taco 2-in-1 aweseomomemoemememe ccccssoocccreeememeemeeeeeeerrererer

 

[NAD]

This is what I shall eat tonight:

egg/bean/cheese/potato burrito.

Uber-NAD Breakfast Burrito for Dinner.

 

[NAD]

Felt like going for a drive tonight, which usually entails a 4 hour trip where I get lost on purpose and make it back around 2am on a worknight. Tonight, I drove to the end of the street. My mission:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't see any meat

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude, you have a FUCKED UP looking index finger. Looks like a mutant dick which ran into the "clap."

 

[NAD]

The taco and tostado, both covered in lettuce, had lots of meat. Oh man that was good. I can't wait to shit my brains out in about 2 hours.

Dude, you have a FUCKED UP looking index finger. Looks like a mutant dick which ran into the "clap."

It's covered in taco grease, I got too excited and ate most of it before taking the picture!

 

[Krilons Resa]

you got some kind of rash dude?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Lmao!!!! Yea that finger looks like it's been banging some raw meat.

Anyhow, I officially banned all mexican food last month. I went to a place in Downey called "Taco Mexico". Fucking aye, 3 hours passed and as I was walking out of the grocery store I barfed a barrel load...Seconds passed and 3 more vomit sessions followed. There was some huge fucking chunks! One as big as half a hardboiled egg. I felt a little better after that. (So I thought) As my buddies and I were at this bowling alley I ran to the shitter 7 times! I couldn't even hold down water. I was pissing it out of my asshole. The only mexican I'll eat now is the more expensive variety. (Rubio's/Baja Fresh)

 

[NAD]

hahahahaha oh man, those small joints are the BEST. You want authentic Mexican food you go to a place next to a laundrymat on the bad side of town where the menus are only in Spanish. Sure I've had some bouts with disentery myself, but you just gotta crawl back on that horse and ride again!