Check out what I scored on Ebay...

[bobvex]

http://i9.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/54/c9/91_12_sb.JPG

If you don't know what it is, im gonna add this

If you still don't know what it is, it's this

or this

Yeah thats right, I'm a HUGE fucking dork. And I love Star Wars
http://www.blast-tech.com/images/prod/img_prod_GX-3.jpg

 

[-Gavin-]

Hahahahahaha, epic

 

[leprosy]

whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bodomite]

nice

 

[-Gavin-]

Aye, only cause you're gonna get violated with it Thomas...

 

[bobvex]

IT'S NOT A LASER DILDO!!!

http://www.amazing1.com/cgi-bin/hitslog.pl?/Graphics/newsaber-b.wmv

http://www.amazing1.com/cgi-bin/hitslog.pl?/Graphics/saberprac-b.wmv

 

[-Gavin-]

Dude, it's a dildo with laser sight so you can aim in the dark.

 

[bodomite]

yeah hey Bob can i see it real quick??

 

[bobvex]

Dude, it's a dildo with laser sight so you can aim in the dark.

Dood, a lightsaber can cut your Pirats' feeble swords in one quick motion.

Never fuck with a jedi.

 

[-Gavin-]

I wouldn't intend on doing so, Obi doesn't look like he can get it up.

 

[bodomite]

I want one now hahahahah so i kan kik sum ninja azz

 

[bobvex]

I wouldn't intend on doing so, Obi doesn't look like he can get it up.

But Mace Windu is a Bad Mother Fucker.

 

[bodomite]

 

[Heavenscent]

Does it come with those gay sound effects?
If it's X-Ray, you can shove it up your bum and see your interior....

 

[Thanatopsis]

ahhh, a young padawan's first lightsaber....tis a wonderful thing

 

[Abrasive-X]

dang i want one, does it only work in the dark?

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

May the Force be with you, Bobvex.

 

[bobvex]

Soon the rebellion will be CRUSHED and young skywalker will be one of us...

 

[Ralf]

you just made me to install Knights of the Old Republic again

 

[bobvex]

I have jedi academy, and let me tell you this, if you're thinking about getting it, don't. It sucks, IMO.