Chimp Attack!

No shit man. I, all jokes aside, probably would've killed myself after killing the friend who let it happen.

But irl, I think I could take a chimp. I see no reason why you couldn't just kick the fucker in the face or something. She must've lined her pockets with bananas and termites previous to the attack. Real sad story.
 
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