Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

[Dead Winter]

No, just more anal about freedom of thought. They want to ban it I hear.

I thought they already did.

 

[Malergion]

As long as George Carlin lives, America will still be #1.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, not yet. England did though, so we're waiting another year or so to see how it turns out.

 

[Dead Winter]

No, we just eat more of the slightly less unhealthy oil and balance it out.

I guess it's kinda sad, but aside from seeing my family, I'm really looking forward to eating at Taco Bell, Sonic, Arby's, and visiting 24 hour convenience stores the entire time because we have none of it here. A guy can only take so much gourmet food; I need to eat some shitty food and become whole again. Shitty fast food never tasted so good until you can't get it. Just like sex. And air.

 

[Captain Beard]

I need to eat MORE gourmet food and become less whole.

 

[Malergion]

Too much gelato, eh?

 

[Dead Winter]

Oh man, I could never get enough of gelato. It's the only good contribution Muslims have contributed to western society besides oil.

But there's Baskin Robbins in the US, too. It's nowhere near as good as the gelato here but it's still pretty damn good. Jamocha Almond Fuddddgee;aweilgasldfyakjqbnwe[polkaweuer...



I just came.

 

[Liverslapper]

thats gotta suck