come to the dumpster

[dumpy]

Oh my filthy flower of despair! How I need you in my hour of sickness! Heed my filthy call! Let my count the ways I love thee!!!!!!
1) you lick my scab riddled sick little digit
2) you let me vomit before I eat puss puss
3) my farts are like Nitrious oxide to you
4) my mother hates you
5) your armpit odor is magical patchouli death
6) you love giving me a Cleveland steamer
7) you let me snort the leftover skin after you pick your toes
8) you think my earwax is golden cream lube for your yearly enema
9) you save your pee in a bottle for 6 months and let me fill my bong
10) when I assfuck you it's ok when I whip out my shitdick and draw a moustache on yer face

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

fuckrump

 

[Black Winter Day]

cara, i'm onto you...

i think dumpy and juney are you and dereks' white-trashian alter-egos!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

nope. they aren't.
REALLY.
.

 

[internally grateful]

even with the pee in the bongs?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

damn you warrel dane, damn you for liking feces so much. *shakes fist*

 

[Black Winter Day]

i believe you

 

[dumpy]

oh my darling Cara, I want to give you a makeover with cum/poop mascara
your assumptions of me are wrong
you know me but ya got the wrong dong

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

suuuuuuure

 

[Black Winter Day]

do you prefer compost heaps or dumpsters? ever fucked in a cesspool? great experience...

 

[Super Mahrio]

hahahahahah Dumpy! Maharet is jealous you give your attention only to Juney...you see i must confess your antics make me wish that you lent out your fuck box to others....Juney, that lucky girl..how i envy you!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*looks at the dong in her hand*...
wait...SHIT I DO HAVE THE WRONG DONG! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

 

[internally grateful]

righto...

this is very sketchy

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

cum/poop eh...thats a mighty fecalic semic mixture right there...

 

[internally grateful]

hehe i love how cara is the only one making guesses as to who it is... other than everyone who says it's her...

very very curious...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm about to start smacking some crotches around with a bag of rocks.

IT'S NOT MEEEEEEEEEE

 

[internally grateful]

yes yes, i believe you

i really do

*covers crotch*

 

[Super Mahrio]

i know it isnt you...it doesnt matter, Dumpy's words make my heart melt...

 

[dumpy]

Cara. Cara with the cum/poop mascara
shall we do the dumpster slut tango?
Cara, Cara with the patch like a ferret
does your cooze look like a rotten halved mango?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

does your cooze look like a rotten halved mango?

it does this week