come to the dumpster

[dumpy]

meine mutter trinken fotzen schleim

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Guess who's starting a German class on Monday...

Oh, look at all of the wonderful things I'll have to translate here... *gets scared*

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dumpy.....

Bist du sicher, daß du Deutsch sprechen kannst?

 

[ms. anthrope]

you know girls.... at the end... you will find out that its not one of the nevermore members behind all this but two fat obnoxious guys, and all the charm will go away...

 

[JUNEY]

I see now how it is Dumpy. When the cat is away the mouse will play. Well, no more cheese snatch for you.

 

[Super Mahrio]

I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD GET MAD!!!
he tricked me into i swear!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and he never got my menstrual chunks.

 

[Super Mahrio]

besides, in the end, Juney, he would not share his fuckbox with anyone but you...

 

[deathstrike from hell]

just wanted to state for the record i have nothing to do with the juney dump umdrama.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yup i figgered it was either you or LoM, cuz the real dumpy wouldn't call me Cara so much.

 

[HemiGTX]

Death to dumpy imposters! (I just wanted to say death to something, I don't wish death on anyone.)


Gotta throw some french sweet talk in with the usual fetid, putrid, verbal sex dance. That's missing with this dumpy. He went all German on us. And it's just not a pretty language, all gutteral--no finesse. I'm a kraut, so I can say that. Troglodyt.

 

[JUNEY]

Dumpy, how my mouth is puckering for some of your love apple. I know I've been away for a while, but my quivering lover purse is more awake than ever. Heed my call, and smell my stench. I am waiting for you, the dumpster of LOVE.

 

[dumpy]

oh Juney! my love apple throbs in anticipation of your filth delivery in my cum dumpster!! I have splattered the walls and still no Juney! Come to me my angel of gunt! Heed my filthy call!!Pick my scabs you slut!! I made you anal love beads from rotten brussel sprouts and pig intestines!Come to me my beautiful bitch of ugliness!