Computers can't comprehend Vintersorg.

[Gaunerin]

Originally posted by corrado
Once I found this result of a translation programm from latin to english in a newspaper, unfortunately i don´t know latin, so i´ll have to post it in german - english: They tried to translate the bible word "der geist ist willig, das fleisch ist schwach" from latin, the result was "the wine is good, but the steaks cannot be recommended"

These translation programmes are crappy generally.
Strange variations of Swedish ( ) get even worse results *not surprised*

 

[Smirr]

Another good reason to love translation programs: According to my english teacher, "Oral sex in the oval office" was translated to "Mundgeschlecht im Eierbüro" (retranslated to english, this would mean something like "mouth gender in the egg office").

 

[Ziuwarian]

LOL seems English bible is more of a restaurant menu to order from then?! That was really some fun

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Yeah, that was incredibly funny!

 

[Fjelltussa]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
Can you believe how different Norwegian and Swedish really is?

iskrem (Nor) = glas (Swe)

And there you see. It is very different!!

That's because the swedes were so fond of french rulers........

But this one's even more uncomprehensible:

salg (nor) = rea (swe) = sale (eng)

 

[Phyros]

rea is short for realisation... wich makes it even stranger...

-phyros ( strange stuff goin´on tonight )

 

[Fjelltussa]

So that means swedes can only get what they want when there is a sale:::?! Hehehehe.....

 

[Blackspirit]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
iskrem (Nor) = glas (Swe)

*Mmmmmmm*!!!! >))))

Going offtopic; I've ordered three boxes of ice cream
directly from Diplom IS! LOL! Hehehe.... My boyfriend
knows someone working there! hehe... Special prize
for the special icecreamlovers! >P

 

[Fjelltussa]

You lucky, lucky bastard!!!! *all green with envy* icecreamicecreamicecreamicecreamicecreamicecream........ nammenammenam...........

 

[Blackspirit]

Originally posted by Fjelltussa
You lucky, lucky bastard!!!! *all green with envy* icecreamicecreamicecreamicecreamicecreamicecream........ nammenammenam...........

Lol, since you love me so much for this already I
just have to tease you some more.... 20 lollies in
each box.... >P Yumyum! I'll be eating nothing
but icecream! hehehe.... Damn! >P~

 

[Morgana]

I love it when it gets off topic...

Computers can't comprehend Vintersorg nor ice cream

 

[Fjelltussa]

Lollies?!?!?!?!! *even greener* I want lollies!!!! *jeg vi ha lollipop, jeg VIL ha!!!!!! Jeg vil, jeg vil, jeg VIL!!!*

In the birthday parties when I was a kid, we used to get lollies..... And the same in family parties. But I don't get lollies anymore, because I'm too big. *pouts* It's not fair! *pouts more*

 

[Lordenlil]

Ja! Da er det endelig bevist...igjen! Kvinnfolk er rare.

 

[Blackspirit]

Then buy them yourself! Hehe.... )
You're a big girl now...

Uhm wait, buy CD's instead! >)

 

[Fjelltussa]

hah! It's men who are weird for not being crazy about icecream and chocolate. Icecream and chocolate is everything!!! Don't you like lollies, maybe?? The YOU are weird!

(Or do you use "rar" as sweet/cute/pretty? hehehe, that is definitely rart!! )

 

[Fjelltussa]

Originally posted by Blackspirit
Then buy them yourself! Hehe.... )
You're a big girl now...

Uhm wait, buy CD's instead! >)

But it's much better when you get them!!

And I'm broke........ Wacken and cd's............ Oh, and some clothes before going there. And booze. I don't have money for lollies.

Just after a party, when I take all the cans and bottles to the shop; then I can use those money for lollies!!

 

[Lordenlil]

Yes. For those of you who don't understand Norwegian:
In my previous post I said that women are rare (weird)
Everybody knows that beer is alpha-omega!

 

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Fjelltussa
Lollies?!?!?!?!! *even greener* I want lollies!!!! *jeg vi ha lollipop, jeg VIL ha!!!!!! Jeg vil, jeg vil, jeg VIL!!!*

In the birthday parties when I was a kid, we used to get lollies..... And the same in family parties. But I don't get lollies anymore, because I'm too big. *pouts* It's not fair! *pouts more*

there is a saying want does not get

 

[Fjelltussa]

We used to be rare as well........ Or they......... At Iceland in the viking age....... That's true, but I don't know why. Still, the men had to fight........

 

[Fjelltussa]

But, Morg, that contradicts, your signature!!!!!!! Oki, so if I DON'T want lollies, then I'll get them? Damnit, there are a lot of things I should stop wanting, then, but then; when I got it, it wouldn't be any fun. That is mean!!!!! MEAN, you hear me?!?!?!