Interviewer: Asgeir, recently you came in charge of the Norwegian Evangelical Lutheran Church, and by this, you got a fancy hat AND a bubble car. How will this affect your drumming in Borknagar?
Asgeir: Well, everytime Vintersorg starts to sing, I have to cover my ears. The Big Fancy Hat, or the BFH 2000 as I like to call it, helps me somehow, but not completely.
Interviewer: But how does that connect with your drumming?
Asgeir: What?
Interviewer: How does that connect with your drumming?
Asgeir: Oh...well, I certainly can't do rock rhytm one anymore.
Interviewer: And why is that? And is rock rhytm one not of the simpliest drum rhytm ever?
Asgeir:.............ok, now youre doing things complicated, I can't follow you anymore, I thought you wanted to talk about my BFH 2000 and bout my bubble car. Why are you doing this? What did I ever do? And can't you get me one more beer?
Interviewer: Hey, its me who's asking the questions! Why are you wearing a dress?
Asgeir: I'm not wearing a dress.
Interviewer: Yes you are, its magenta coloured.
Asgeir: Oh this dress, well it came with the prize. I almost forgot that I was wearing it.
Interviewer: Amen...
Asgeir:Amen dude...hey, cant you get me a Carlsberg, they're right over there...
Interviewer:No, Carlsberg sucks, you have to drink Ceres.
Asgeir: Oh come on, they're right over...
Interviewer: NO! DO TEN AVE MARIAS!
Oh jeez, I'm so fucking booooored....sorry