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...the Simpsonesque death of a treacherous Sergeant. His car is run off the road, at perhaps 20 miles per an hour. He rolls for a few seconds, then holds his arms in front of his face and shouts "Nooooooooo!" Then a few seconds later his car, now traveling at perhaps 10 miles an hour, hits a tree and explodes on contact.



...in 2003 the whole ninja thing is just inherently funny. I found myself laughing at many uses of the word 'ninja.' "I will teach you ninja magic." "Wait for the ninja!"



:lol:
 
In all seriousness, I wanted to be a ninja when I was a kid. I seriously thought about it as a career option. Not sure what happened to make me change my mind, though.
 
No, it was before that. After wanting to be a ninja, I wanted to be a teacher, and that was from when I was about 12. Then I realised I hated kids.
 
I *still* want to be a ninja. The only thing stopping me is that I can't sneak up on people, since they can always hear my heavy breathing.