Corned Beef & Cabbage Fucking ROCKS!!

Krilons Resa

Jerry's married?!
Nov 7, 2002
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...I'm about to treck on over to my father's house and celebrate a belated St. Patty's day with a platter full of tender, shreddy, corned beef and cabbage along with a few ales. It's been cooking all day and is gonna fucking rule so hard. Once a year treat. Even the fat is good. mmm Then you get to let loose some really stinktastic farts all night long.


PS - It's supposed to snow 12 inches w/ 50 mph winds tonight...wtf?
 
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING causes the stenchfarts like corned beef and cabbage. No wait, that's not true. This one time my mom made some Krazy Bean Thing with giant limas and other crazy shit that made me fart incredibly powerful windblasts the next day. They smelled so horrific I made many people literally run away from me in first period (this was freshman year of high school). Second period this chick that was hotter than hot sat behind me, so I had to hold back the obscene amount of shtinky air. Then I had to go the doctor because I was in so much pain, couldn't even stand upright after holding them shitz in for an hour.

Oh, have fun! :loco:
 
Marksveld said:
The snow here is fucking crazy... what about you man?

Ya, thats why i left my dad's early. it is starting to come down like a mofo, and a mofo comes down pretty fucking hard. supposed to come down up to 2 inches per hour overnight and last until round noon tomorrow. 12-15 inches accumaltion i hear. wtf eh. i think its cool.
 
So is everyone having wacky weather this year, or is that normal for Smarch back east? Reason I ask is because I think DUBYA HIMSELF HAS DESTROYED THE EARTH'S ABILITY TO FUNCTION, or something.