Craigslist \o/

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1228602341.html

This one saved my amazingly boring evening

 

[Jevil]

Nice fucking party!
If I'd be a woman, I would go without hesitation.

 

[SocialNumb]

Wow. Thats all.

 

[FalseMessiah Mike]

I LOLed at Boba Fett costumes.

 

[FalseMessiah Mike]

"I will remove my cape" That sounds familiar, does anybody remember that guy that would go onto chat rooms find girls that want to cybersex, then he would say the funniest things. I'm pretty sure one time he pretended to be a wizard and said "I take off my cape, and get out my wand."

 

[sash poask]

"I will remove my cape" That sounds familiar, does anybody remember that guy that would go onto chat rooms find girls that want to cybersex, then he would say the funniest things. I'm pretty sure one time he pretended to be a wizard and said "I take off my cape, and get out my wand."

the blood ninja or something? yeh looks simmilar

however epically hillarious

 

[FalseMessiah Mike]

yeahhhhh that's the guy, blood ninja!

 

[ItsAFugazzi]

Blood Ninja was a genius.

 

[Polpotkin]

"Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat."

http://www.bloodninja.org

 

[006]

After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms.

This.

 

[AudioPhile777]

After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms.

This.

+1!

 

[FalseMessiah Mike]

4 to 7 minutes, how embarrassing.

 

[Metaltastic]

4 to 7 minutes, how embarrassing.

I think that's the joke

 

[PhilTheBeard]

god dam nthat was funny i think the boba fett outfit thing was the best out of all of it

 

[Greatdeceiver]

"Must be into strap-ons so that I may feel the "Power of Beezlebub" coursing thru my lower intestines. "

Though I was giggling at Boba Fett costumes this cracked me up

 

[SocialNumb]

"Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat."

http://www.bloodninja.org

Been a while since I read any of these. This one had me laughing to tears.

http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_26/text/

 

[Last_Confession]

say what 4-7 minutes is a long time right? cus this girl told me 30 seconds was completely normal??? lol

 

[006]

Cheesedog: uh oh ...going limp.
VictimX_26: Har
Cheesedog: You gotta do better than that!
Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad.
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

Classic!