Craziest bet you've done?

[Finpower]

Heres mine idiot bet one of my friend told me that he give me 200 euros if dare to jack off in middle of city, it was a nighttime and i was wasted like usual so i tryed but the result was just a joke could'n get it hard, and there were loads of ppl passing me and threw smiles at my brave act oh lord.

 

[Swabs]

I don't know any "crazy bet I done."

inb4: The 12 year olds come into this AWESOME thread to tell us their AWESOME HILARIOUS XDDDDDD stories of the CRAAAZY BET THEY DONE

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fetzer]

Heres mine idiot bet one of my friend told me that he give me 200 euros if dare to jack off in middle of city, it was a nighttime and i was wasted like usual so i tryed but the result was just a joke could'n get it hard, and there were loads of ppl passing me and threw smiles at my brave act oh lord.

I see some disturbing point in that story:

What did you friend ask you that, and why the hell did the passenger SMILED OVER YOU MASTURBATING IN THE MIDDLE OF A STREET?

 

[Finpower]

I see some disturbing point in that story:

What did you friend ask you that, and why the hell did the passenger SMILED OVER YOU MASTURBATING IN THE MIDDLE OF A STREET?

No idea maby it looked so funny ppl do stupid things when they are drunk.
He offered me 200 euros if i can do it hell yees i can atleast try it

 

[Undefined]

I don't know any "crazy bet I done."

inb4: The 12 year olds come into this AWESOME thread to tell us their AWESOME HILARIOUS XDDDDDD stories of the CRAAAZY BET THEY DONE

Dude when I was 12-14, I was a disgusting bastard. Tom Green, Jackass, CKY were to blame.... that stuff had just come out and I was hooked. I've done all kinds of things, not 'bets' per se, but for 10 cents I would eat chalk, clean out the bottom of lockers with my tongue, I'd go to the food court in the mall and eat a bowtie (like a chocolate pastry) and chew it up, spit it out, smear it on my face, and walk around and look at being disgusted. I can't really remember everything but I did a lot of fucked up shit, I once was going to drink my own piss for 20 bucks, but I backed out last second. I would have done it, but I didn't feel like being labeled the piss drinker for the rest of my life. I've done pretty much everything man One of the best stories was I re-enacted a scene from CKY, this kid I hated was sleeping over so my brother took a shit, and wrapped some of it in a napkin and I wiped it on the kid's face, across his upper lip. We were laughing so hard he woke up and was like half asleep going... " what are you doing, what is that smell, I'm telling, blah blah blah"... I was like " SHHH, SHHH, It's chocolate mouse!".... seriously I almost pissed myself.

Wow I wrote a lot more than I intended, tl;dr... bets are for pussies, real men do crazy shit for the lulz.

 

[Swabs]

Wow I wrote a lot more than I intended

You've been doing that a lot recently... Not to mention, I don't really care about "crazy shit" hence my original response to this fuckass thread.

 

[Undefined]

^Don't like the thread, stay out. Simple

 

[Lussi]

One of the best stories was I re-enacted a scene from CKY, this kid I hated was sleeping over so my brother took a shit, and wrapped some of it in a napkin and I wiped it on the kid's face, across his upper lip. We were laughing so hard he woke up and was like half asleep going... " what are you doing, what is that smell, I'm telling, blah blah blah"... I was like " SHHH, SHHH, It's chocolate mouse!".... seriously I almost pissed myself.

this story reminds of an episode of South Park !

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i sipped piss before, jumped off of houses, ran around naked, took a bite out of a year old steak sitting outside and underneath my grill... too much stupid shit

 

[Undefined]

i sipped piss before, jumped off of houses, ran around naked, took a bite out of a year old steak sitting outside and underneath my grill... too much stupid shit

I've done all that (except the piss), but seriously... rotten food that is deadly I would never fuck around with that.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I've done all that (except the piss), but seriously... rotten food that is deadly I would never fuck around with that.

it wasn't even a weird color. it was black and hard as a fuckin rock so i had to chew it alot to get it down

 

[SteveAwesome]

happens to the best of us

 

[K_A]

happens to the best of us

Atleast you'll remember that bet for the rest of your life

I've never really bet on anything stupid. I was a real nice and innocent boy up until about 15 years old, and I'm now 16, so i still have time to make a fool out of myself!!

 

[SteveMCsteve]

happens to the best of us

hahaha I think it's an awesome tattoo.

 

[Nerve]