Crazy guy steals "drug smugglers" backpacks

[Malergion]

Very little information is of no value whatsoever. It's all a matter of timing!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Why can't you just forgive me? I don't want to relive all the mistake I've made along the way. =(

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

oh man bruce springsteen is speaking to me. i'm adding everyone in this thread to every service! this is happening!

 

[Malergion]

Because you loved me.
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[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

And it was exhausting.

 

[Malergion]

You cared enough to use the peppermint condom though. That's all that matters.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

George Thorogood is the shit.

So tell me whoooo do you looove?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

It was just a thick layer of mildly hardened hair paste: American Crew.

 

[Malergion]

I submit that he's the most quotable rock musician in history.

 

[Malergion]

It was just a thick layer of mildly hardened hair paste: American Crew.

I wonder if Ron Popeil makes that. I licked his head once and it tasted minty.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I drink alone!

 

[EricT]

I am currently drinking alone. I am content.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Remember how I cut up your mouth the night I stuffed it all in?

 

[EricT]

How could I forget?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

HAHA MADE YOU PLAY ALONG TO A LYRICS BY THE USED.

 

[Malergion]

"How could I forgot....the sauce!"

-- Martin Short, as (Jack Putter, as "The Cowboy" )

 

[EricT]

HAHA MADE YOU PLAY ALONG TO A LYRICS BY THE USED.

Victory is yours.

 

[Chromatose]

Hah, well I don't know about that one. Nobody's ever called me a stoner though, so I'm not too worried about it.

Calling you a dirty jew takes precedence, I assume. But if that ever fails, I bet "stoner" would surely rise to the occasion.