Current issue of Playboy . . .

Yeah, I bought this last night. Pretty disappointing spread if you ask me - I'm not into this whole naked chick on the beach with sand all over her boobs thing. Average tits, they look much better behind clothing as you'll soon find out.

I also bought the playboy with Charisma Carpenter (the chick from Buffy and LAX), and her paps were pretty average too. Playboy keeps dashing my hopes as of late.
 
JayKeeley said:
I'm not into this whole naked chick on the beach with sand all over her boobs thing.
No shit man, I fucking hate that crud.

Haha, Swank. I remember choking it to that rag when I was 14. :loco:
 
NicodemiX said:
Playboy sucks. Get Swank.
Playboy sucks if porn is what you want. I have a subscription, and I actually do read the articles. Although their slant is often a little more left than my own, their articles and interviews are excellent. I wish the pictures had a little more spice to them. The centerfold might as well be the same chick every month. I do however enjoy it when they feature spreads of celebs.

Zod
 
General Zod said:
I have a subscription, and I actually do read the articles. Although their slant is often a little more left than my own, their articles and interviews are excellent.
I would say a select few of their articles and interviews are excellent, but the vast majority are crap. Some of the interview questions they ask are just straight stupid.

I prefer Playboy magazines because I'd rather look at tasteful pictures of hot women, although I do have a vast collection of facial mpegs on my computer as well. :Spin:
 
One Inch Man said:
I would say a select few of their articles and interviews are excellent, but the vast majority are crap. Some of the interview questions they ask are just straight stupid.
I wouldn't say that. They talk about a good number of issues that the more mainstream media stays away from.

One Inch Man said:
I prefer Playboy magazines because I'd rather look at tasteful pictures of hot women, although I do have a vast collection of facial mpegs on my computer as well. :Spin:
I like tasteful pictures as well. However, I find the Playboy Playmates so completely uninteresting. They all look the same. Yes, their ridiculously beautiful, but to the point that they don't even look real. I prefer to see nude pictures of woman that look like they live on this planet.

Zod
 
Didnt she just have a kid? she does have perfect tits. Anyone see Tara Reid's little mishap, and her weird looking silicon breast?
 
Tara Reid before implants had horrible tits.

Denise Richards tits look better in a bra, let's just leave it at that. I really don't get this whole 'I've got a couple of slices of pepperoni on my mammary glands full of milk, so now let's roll them around in the wet sand and get salty water in my bloodshot eyes'.

Oh and the front cover has her dressed like a christmas tree - no kidding - she's even got xmas tree ornament balls hanging from her ears. This is career suicide, she should have just done Wild Things 3 and made out with another fat chick with no tits. In the meantime, go feed your kid, beeyotch.
 
Unfortunately, after a valiant effort to fight off the lawyers at Playboy, Inc., I have been forced to remove this gallery from the site. However, I was out surfing the web and randomly came across the same spread somewhere else. You can find it HERE in the Mindless Bullshit Forums. Fight the man, people. Fight the fucking man.
Rules.