I thought it was funny till about halfway down the page; after that I started to get the impression that this wasn't just a page put up by someone who's a fan and just wanted to joke around but by someone who has some serious issues with the genre.
- Prog rock is when you haven't figured out that you're in a rock band ... not playing with Beethoven, dude ... so take off those silly boots, chill with the arpeggios and gets to ROCKIN'!
I personally find this sentence most uber-lame, piece of shit I have ever heard in my life.