Dadgumit, Mr. Pickle!

[Pharaoh]

In the news today......

Yesterday in the U.S., details about the 261 lawsuits launched by the Recording Industry Association of America started to trickle out. Among those facing legal action is Durwood Pickle, 71, who lives in Richardson, Texas. Mr. Pickle blamed his grandchildren for the lawsuit, claiming he does not use his computer very often.

"I didn't do it, and I don't feel like I'm responsible," said Mr. Pickle, who lives in Texas. "Dadgumit, got to get a lawyer on this."

"Pharoah cites the word of the day to be "DADGUMIT".

Have a DADGUMMIN' day, y'all
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[theodyssey]

Dadgumit, those dang blasted kids! *waves cain in air*

 

[SilentRealm]

is that really happening? ive been hearing of it everywhere that theyre cracking down on file sharing now.. does this mean i need to close up shop?

 

[The Yngster]

A 12 year old girl also got busted

 

[Hyoukinmono]

Durwood Pickle...

That's a pretty cool name.

I could use it as a fake name.

Other fake names that I like are "Rusty Shackleford" (from King of the Hill) and "Art Vandelay" (from Seinfeld).

One I got from spam e-mail is "Rusty Vargas."

I don't know what I'm going to do with all of these fake names, but I'm collecting them just in case.

 

[SilentRealm]

i just thought of a good name i could be if i ever became famous.. suzanna payne..(suzanna being my middle name, and payne is a last name on a soap.)

 

[Pharaoh]

i just thought of a good name i could be if i ever became famous.. suzanna payne..(suzanna being my middle name, and payne is a last name on a soap.)

My first name is Stu. I tell people my middle name is Pid. It's funny because it usually takes them a while to get the joke. :Spin:

 

[Serge...]

Here's my fake name:

Pierre Syzowski

 

[SilentRealm]

lol pharaoh.

i cant think of any good fake names right now.

 

[Hyoukinmono]

My friend had a band, and everybody in the band used fake names. His name was "Rick N. Havoc" (a play on "wreaking havoc") and the drummer was "Bradley Damaged" (like "badly damaged"). The first names were actually their real names. I can't remember what the bassist's name was. (Sorry to that bassist if you're reading this. You were a great bassist!)

 

[Zax666]

Like Jack Frost of Savatage?

 

[SilentRealm]

my real name is Charis. once i was in a bar and this dorky guy tries chatting me up..and i told him my name, then i pretended to go to the bathroom to escape him..but then when i came out he tracked me down and in the process had forgotten my name, and assumed it was Catalina..so i just said yeah it is..so then my fake name in bars became catalina for a while.

 

[scanner313]

He's some fake names for you.

If you're a big farter? - "Phil Atchulence"
If you love fast food? - "Sam Burger" or "Hoyt Dawg"
If you are Arab? - "Kareem Sicle"
If you are a horny girl? - "Wanda Bangme"
If you are a horny guy? - "Ivan Tobanger"
If you are a horny guy who's alone? - "Holden Madicky"
If you are crazy? - "Dell Lusional"
If you are seriously fat? - "I. Weighaton"
If you are a super skinny girl? - "Ima Toothpick"
If you are really dumb? - "Stu Piddas" (sorry Pharoah, I know this is similar to yours )

OK, that's enough for now. If anyone can't make out the intended meaning of any of those (I know we have a lot of friends from overseas) I'd be happy to help.

 

[arglebargle]

my real name is Charis. once i was in a bar and this dorky guy tries chatting me up..and i told him my name, then i pretended to go to the bathroom to escape him..but then when i came out he tracked me down and in the process had forgotten my name, and assumed it was Catalina..so i just said yeah it is..so then my fake name in bars became catalina for a while.

I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR NAME, I JUST uh... well, um...

Fine, I forgot your name. That was no reason to run away.

<_<

 

[SilentRealm]

lmao