DAN!

[Will Bozarth]

YOU HAVE ANOTHER THREAD

 

[Dead_Lioness]

YEAH REALLY!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

he left five minutes before you posted this

 

[Dead_Lioness]

he left five minutes before you posted this

Touché

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I actually have SEVERAL threads if you notice.


Yup, I'm just that cool. You all wish you were me. Smart, funny, talented, amazing, cool, attractive, cra..z..y...HEY NOW!

 

[theoden236]

I actually have SEVERAL threads if you notice.


Yup, I'm just that cool. You all wish you were me. Smart, funny, talented, amazing, cool, attractive, cra..z..y...HEY NOW!

You see who I gotta put up with at work for eight hours a day, five days a week.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

That is why I unleash the intern on you, to reinforce how awesome I am and how retarded others actually are.

 

[theoden236]

That is why I unleash the intern on you, to reinforce how awesome I am and how retarded others actually are.

You know what, I can agree with that. Sometimes I wonder what planet he actually came from. I mean he's cool and all, but he seriously needs to take a chill pill.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Well perhaps if you befriend him, hang out at Korn concerts with him ( since he asks every 10 minutes ), eat lunch together. lull him into a sense of personal well being..........then club him over his nutty head things will be good.

 

[Morbides]

I have read all three threads dedicated to said 'Dan', and now I am insane.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

pffffffffft, honey you have no idea.

 

[Morbides]

pffffffffft, honey you have no idea.

Truth be told, I never thought I'd get to see an actual Dan in this lifetime.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Welcooooome to the Church of LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESS

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Truth be told, I never thought I'd get to see an actual Dan in this lifetime.

Seeing an actual Dan is like hearing the name of god while he slaps you in the face with his god-like penis. Just too much for the human mind to comprehend...just ask Will.

 

[Morbides]

I'd rather not.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

whew, thats good. I wouldn't want to ask Will either...now about that god-penis slapping thing.

 

[Morbides]

Oh, right, *unzips*

 

[Morbides]

Open up Danny, papa's got a new ring!

 

[theoden236]

Take it, Dan. Take it.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

LOL like a pretzel rod left in the rain.