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Dante's Inferno Test: Which level of hell are you going to?
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Wraith
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Low
Level 2 Lustful: Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Moderate
I was honest.... and I remember taking this quiz like a year ago or something, and i just got the exact same thing.
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Low
Level 2 Lustful: Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Moderate
I was honest.... and I remember taking this quiz like a year ago or something, and i just got the exact same thing.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
All questions were awnsered honestly
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
All questions were awnsered honestly
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Wraith
I'm too gr1m and gloomy and pissed off to be partyin' with you guys in Dis, I'll just stick to my little river and lament....
Shit most of you go to Dis, that's where I wanna go damnit! I never should have said I'd betray my countrymen and my family members!
Shadow298
UNLEASH THE GUAN
The Pimp is heading for the 5th Level of Hell -The River Styx. For the Wrathful and the Gloomy.
I's think it was the question: "Is it good to be a pimp?" that really damned I.
Oh, well. At least I's answered truthfully and that answer is "Hell yeah!"
But on a side note:
Has anyone actually read Dante's Divine Comedy (I's means all three books, not just Inferno)?
Because they are well worth the read, once ya'll can get past the religious stuff.
Dante mainly wrote those books as a subtle way of getting revenge on the order of his Day, the Pontiffs who had corrupted the Holy Roman Empire, the rulers of a fractured Italy who had sided with the Popes against the Emperor Fredrick and those who exiled him from his beloved city and forced him to die withut ever seeing it again.
So, there are meany levels to it, especially Inferno, which has so many refereneces to past literature classics like those of Virgil, Ovid and Homer.
And to Stoker: only the viturous pre-Christian Pagans such as Ceaser, the poets Homer, Ovid and Virgil as well as Pompie and other such leaders dwell in Limbo, waiting the time of the 2nd Coming when Christ shall walk through Hell and redeem those who have repented for sins or have been ordained since before the coming of Christ to sit at God's side (such as all the Roman Emperors and poets that Dante followed). Edgar Allan Poe and William Blake, but Dante's cosmology, would be in the Heavenly Realms, with the other post-Christian poets, bathed in the Pure Light of God.
But of course, it's all total bullshit anyway.
but still, read the Divine Comedy if ya'll have the time. Becuase it can be very illuminating at times.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
I's think it was the question: "Is it good to be a pimp?" that really damned I.
Oh, well. At least I's answered truthfully and that answer is "Hell yeah!"
But on a side note:
Has anyone actually read Dante's Divine Comedy (I's means all three books, not just Inferno)?
Because they are well worth the read, once ya'll can get past the religious stuff.
Dante mainly wrote those books as a subtle way of getting revenge on the order of his Day, the Pontiffs who had corrupted the Holy Roman Empire, the rulers of a fractured Italy who had sided with the Popes against the Emperor Fredrick and those who exiled him from his beloved city and forced him to die withut ever seeing it again.
So, there are meany levels to it, especially Inferno, which has so many refereneces to past literature classics like those of Virgil, Ovid and Homer.
And to Stoker: only the viturous pre-Christian Pagans such as Ceaser, the poets Homer, Ovid and Virgil as well as Pompie and other such leaders dwell in Limbo, waiting the time of the 2nd Coming when Christ shall walk through Hell and redeem those who have repented for sins or have been ordained since before the coming of Christ to sit at God's side (such as all the Roman Emperors and poets that Dante followed). Edgar Allan Poe and William Blake, but Dante's cosmology, would be in the Heavenly Realms, with the other post-Christian poets, bathed in the Pure Light of God.
But of course, it's all total bullshit anyway.
but still, read the Divine Comedy if ya'll have the time. Becuase it can be very illuminating at times.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
I've read Dante's Inferno, most of Purgatorio, Paradiso was too cheesy so I stopped reading, I'll pick it up and finish it.
Ecstatic Youth
...playing with fire
Man Chrome SO looks like SIlent Bob...fucking aweomse!
Uhh, I get 6th circle. Shock! I guess believing in no god and no afterlife gets me there, as the paragraph stated. Hmm, rough. But this is where the kickin parties are! So i'm set! Partying fuckin rocks!
Uhh, I get 6th circle. Shock! I guess believing in no god and no afterlife gets me there, as the paragraph stated. Hmm, rough. But this is where the kickin parties are! So i'm set! Partying fuckin rocks!
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
And I am lustful and violent... Hmm. :Smug:
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
And I am lustful and violent... Hmm. :Smug:
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Jody42147
Downtrodden
I got the eighth level, and I thought I was a nice person. No Lordy, I thought you'd get worse 
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Tee
Satan's yoyo
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
This was a bit too personal, don't you think, you, Metal Warrior, you......Lord of Metal said:Slut.
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
The Prophet
Land Pirate
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
"This was a bit too personal, don't you think, you, Metal Warrior, you...... "
More like Metal Barbie....err..........hmm........
"More like Metal Barbie....err..........hmm........
irishreaper
Narf!
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Souls of Black
Thrashing Tempest
DreamNeonBlack
Member
Hmmmmmmmm I am getting a little concerned about my time inthe afterlife.
Most people seem to be hovering around the 5th level, even friends I had take the test. But I am going to the 8th level!
Am I that much of an evil bastard or is it just people are not answering honestly?
I did ask my cousin who took the test what some of his answers were and to me it seemed he did not answer them with an honest outlook. He said he does not believe in false idols and pagan gods etc. etc.
But, when I mentioned his overblown love of the Beatles and the fact that his devotion to them is much lower than this worship of the christian god, he had to change his mind. I asked when was the last time you went to church or worshipped your god? he said it was a loooong time ago.
Would that not count as worshipping a pagan god or " false " idol?
Most people seem to be hovering around the 5th level, even friends I had take the test. But I am going to the 8th level!
Am I that much of an evil bastard or is it just people are not answering honestly?
I did ask my cousin who took the test what some of his answers were and to me it seemed he did not answer them with an honest outlook. He said he does not believe in false idols and pagan gods etc. etc.
But, when I mentioned his overblown love of the Beatles and the fact that his devotion to them is much lower than this worship of the christian god, he had to change his mind. I asked when was the last time you went to church or worshipped your god? he said it was a loooong time ago.
Would that not count as worshipping a pagan god or " false " idol?
So am I the only one that's going to the 9th level? What, are the rest of you real hardcore patriots? Never betray your countrymen? You don't have any family members you just hate? You wouldn't betray them? What the hell, I'm screwed.
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