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I'm bored, and just stealing all this shit from Ariane's MYSPACE :lol:

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?

A. I'd walk 10 miles with my dick stapled to my belly button while two gay midgets made out between my legs under the mistletoe dangling from my balls for 100,000 dollars.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?


A. Not sure. Probably not. For 200 dollars I would though. I'd most likely throw up and feel dirty afterwards, but hey, 200 bucks! :kickass:

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

A. YES, YES, FUCKING YES!! PLLLLEASE SOMEONE OFFER ME 200,000 dollars to do this, fuck I'll not only cut off a finger but I'll let you pull out all my teeth and blow you as well! :lol: Seriously.


Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?


A. Done, I never fucking blog anyways. Unless blog means masturbate then no deal :lol: (Actually I'd still make the deal, 50 grand buys a lot of hookers :lol:)


Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?

A. I'd do it for 2 grand, assuming any magazine would want to see me naked. For 250 thousand you could do whatever you wanted to me and put it in the magazine, ANYTHING. Seriously, I mean ANYTHING.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

A. Pffftt... I'd done FAAARRR worse for literally pennies. I'd drink a bottle full of piss (or any liquid) for 1000 dollars.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

A. Yes, yes I would. I'd kill my sister for a million dollars. In fact, I'd kill anyone excluding my immediate family and a few others for that price. If it was an innocent life I would feel bad about it, so much so I'd spend all the money then kill myself, but hey, a million bucks is a lot for a contract killing. Most hitmen only get 20 grand... maybe 50 or a hundred grand if they're lucky. If it was a rapist or murderer or something, I'd probably give half the money to the victim's family because I would honestly have so much fun killing that person, I wouldn't care about the money, I'd be more fixated on "How can I make Hostel, Saw, and the Guinea pig films look like a Disney movie" :D

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?

A. Yes, seriously, these questions are dumb. I'd glue my fucking eyelids together for a year for that much. How the fuck can you say no to any of these things... ok well I'm a whore and poor and I know how hard you have to work to make even a scrap of money but honestly, aside from maybe 2 questions, how could anyone else honestly refuse any of them??
 
actually, only the bit about self mutilation and genocide scared me. j00 am sux hey.

:lol: I didn't say genocide I said HOMICIDE, it's different. :)

And as far as self mutilation.... I'd sure as shit give up my fucking pinky, or any digit, for 200 grand. I'd give an ear, anything really. I wish there was some sick fuck out there who'd pay me that much to cut off my finger but we all know rich people can just get a hooker or bum drunk and do it for like 500 bucks tops :lol:
 
:lol: I didn't say genocide I said HOMICIDE, it's different. :)

And as far as self mutilation.... I'd sure as shit give up my fucking pinky, or any digit, for 200 grand. I'd give an ear, anything really. I wish there was some sick fuck out there who'd pay me that much to cut off my finger but we all know rich people can just get a hooker or bum drunk and do it for like 500 bucks tops :lol:

inb4 "cut off penis" questions :p
 
A thumb yes, hell yes actually. An arm or leg, it'd have to be more, like 5-10 million, something I could live off of you know. But I'd still do it.

you ignored my innuendo! :(

you do realize how often we use our thumbs right? you wouldn't be able to hold a glass etc.

and you'd suck even MOAR at typing.

and life for me would suck without an arm/leg/etc. so i mean wtf. never work again in life, but be miserable.
 
you ignored my innuendo! :(

you do realize how often we use our thumbs right? you wouldn't be able to hold a glass etc.

and you'd suck even MOAR at typing.

and life for me would suck without an arm/leg/etc. so i mean wtf. never work again in life, but be miserable.

:lol: I could learn to live without a thumb, other people have, it's not a big deal. An arm or leg would be harder but hey, getting one of those badass power wheelchairs and disability cheques can't be all that bad :lol:
 
Joe: Would you have sex with a catholic priest while he was fiddling with the alter boy for $10?
 
fuck you, you're speaking goddamn english now. :p

Yes, but Canadian english izt superior. We spell Colour with a 'u' and Theatre with an 're' :D

Joe: Would you have sex with a catholic priest while he was fiddling with the alter boy for $10?

Why would I bother doing that when I could make 500 dollars banging your mom in the same amount of time :lol: Besides I wouldn't want to impede on you and the priest's private affairs :p
 
Yes, but Canadian english izt superior. We spell Colour with a 'u' and Theatre with an 're' :D



Why would I bother doing that when I could make 500 dollars banging your mom in the same amount of time :lol: Besides I wouldn't want to impede on you and the priest's private affairs :p

Touche'