Ohh Damn it, I was just about to start a post about this....beat me to it

and my title was going to be
Countdown to Perculation.
I did have to check the calendar to see that I'd not fell asleep in November missed Christmas and woke up on April 1st. Is there anything the man won't sell?..his old guitars, clothes, used strings, selections of random items that he once looked at and now his favourite coffee. Makes the Hulk Hogan Mega Grill look sensible.
Honestly, what is the man thinking?...If I was seeking advice on coffee, I can't say that my first port of call would be a guitar playing american geezer with 20 years of hardcore drug abuse under his belt.
Who next?....is Slash going to bring out a line of luxury Turkish Delight?, perhaps Nikki Sixx could recommend me some car wax.
Rock stars. Know Your Place.