Dead Board In A Dead World

[Captain Beard]

DRINKING THE BLOOD OF JEEZUS!​

When NoLordy gets bored, or lonely, hes does weird shit.

Fear is not what it seems. It is... Something else, I forgot what.

BOB'S BIG BOY

Red Hot Shit! Get your Red Hot Shit, while it lasts!

I'm sorry, I don't give a damn about Jesus.

--Me, to some Door-to-Door Bible Thumpers.

Why I'm Nuts!

• I do this shit.
• I actually DO tell Christlovers to FUCK OFF!
• I'm a Viking.
• I have a big c**k.
• My fiance knows the above VERY well.
• Jesus was a schizophrenic. No seriously, ask the guy who lives in my left nostril, he told me so.
• I think talking to myself on the phone (WHILE ALONE) is funny.
• I gotta be nuts to put up with all of you (I'm Kidding )

WHAT THE HELL IS PHP?

Well, I'm done. Goodnight!

 

[Final_Vision]

lol.....i dont even like nevermore (forgive me) i just wandered over cuz im bored at 2:50 am.....but that gave me a very heart felt laugh. Thanks!

 

[Captain Beard]

It's ok that you don't like Nevermore, I don't mind as long as you don't actually bash them.
I actually don't care for Opeth, honestly.
I don't like Iron Maiden except for "Fear of the Dark" either.
Bruce Dickinson himself is good, I bought his Greatest Hits CD, and I REALLY like In Flames.

 

[Lutz]

natthumor!!

 

[sacrament_666]

"Am I psychotic?"

Hmm...can't really tell, but yeah I think you're pretty cool and that was funny indeed...

Thanks I needed that!

ps - What happens to the guy who resides in your nostril if you blow your nose too hard?

 

[true light]

HAHAHAHA

his books can be dl'ed for free....try jules verne as well

 

[ledmag]

AHH, your not a phyco, you just like to have fun.

 

[metalized]

actually you need to cool off. i think the heating in hell might be a bit too much for you.!

 

[Serge]

hehehe
NoLordy cool as ever
continue your great work

 

[enitharmon]

[*]I have a big c**k.
[*]My fiance knows the above VERY well.

I thought it doesn't come up to the size!!!

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

...The question is relative Nolordy Capone.

It all stems back to your childhood... how was your relationship with your father?

 

[Captain Beard]

Quite normal, unfortunately. (?) You know, the occasional disagreement, but not much else.

 

[ricochet]

NoLordy, I must say that was pretty funny. I am bored, and it's 1:45 am. *sigh*

I think I'll go talk to myself on the phone.

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

I think I'll go talk to myself on the phone.

Have you ever tried talking to yourself over the internet??