dear coworkers

[minxnim]

you know, i'm not really typing that fast. and also, i've been here for three years. and once a week you (meaning, you, of like 10 other people that do it also) always has to say something about how fast i type.
a well trained monkey could type.

so shut it. thx.

 

[lizard]

they are jealous. pay them no mind. they are cloaking their "socks envy" in jibes at your typing skills.

 

[Baliset]

maybe they're lives are at the point where being amazed at how fast you type is like the highlight of their week and they want to thank you personally.

 

[minxnim]

this asshole named art, who is here only on tuesdays, always calls me 'speedy' because i type fast and every time he says it, it takes like at least 4 years off of my life because i resist the urge to break his face into shards.

 

[Astral Poetry]

I suggest letting out some of that pent up stress and give his face a jolly good gashing.

 

[minxnim]

i usually just go run up and down the entire length of the building stairwell a few times to burn off the anxiety and frustration.
i wish people here had fucking hobbies.

p.s. my coworker f. just got arrested last night and my first thought was 'he'll probably LIKE being someone's bitch'. (translate: my attitude is crap!)

 

[xfer]

i get those comments too, but only once every few months. i was up past 120/minute when i was MUDding.

 

[minxnim]

yea i think i type 120 a minute, or i did when i tested for a temp job 3 years ago. i imagine it's not that hard if you just are doing it all the time like i was for my last job.

 

[Baliset]

i get those comments too, but only once every few months. i was up past 120/minute when i was MUDding.

where's the trophy pic?

 

[FuSoYa]

"speedy" = "gunsmoke"

 

[minxnim]

i really just want to be like 'don't call me speedy' but he gets this stupid look on his face and i just totally ignore his existence instead.

 

[FuSoYa]

"pick it up, you glacial fuck"

 

[Baliset]

"speedy" = "gunsmoke"

for some reason that just makes me laugh SO hard.