dear god: if you were going to make people so stupid, why didn't you make me deaf?

[minxnim]

you fucking prick.
:Shedevil:

 

[minxnim]

or am i just another stupid person who is so stupid that they don't realize that they are in fact, fucking terribly stupid?


what a human condition.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I reccomend you punch a baby

 

[minxnim]

what a good idea....
josh is like the best friend to have when it comes to advice seriously.

 

[avi]

punching babies always helps me feel better!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Actually I don't recommend that at all. But I think god didn't make you deaf to handicap you, since he made you so smart. Like Harrison Bergeron in the Vonnegut story.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whoops i totally projected my own sexuality on my image of god

 

[minxnim]

no fair.
thanks for nothing GOD.

 

[xfer]

to not refer to God as male is to be antifeminist.

 

[minxnim]

yea, let's leave it to KRS one to get all corny and refer to god as a woman.

 

[xfer]

god has a delectable high-riding Bantu booty.

 

[azal]

God has 6 children from 6 fathers and a fairly inexpensive weeve.