Dear people that don't understand electric guitars:

[NAD]

FUCK OFF!!!

Seriously these people are so lame. Guy walks by my office and says:

"what's going on in there?" (QOTSA single note riff, nothing remotely weird)
"uhh... what?"
"what's that noise?"
"Queens of the Stone Age"
"it sounds like ..." (I stop paying attention)
"IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR TO ME."

Moron. This dude grew up in the 60's too! What a looser!

 

[Smapdy]

i've even had people have similar reactions when i'm playing robert johnson. the world is full of idiots.

 

[Black Winter Day]

their day will come.

 

[Demonspell]

That happens to me sometimes, but usually in the form of someone calling a relatively normal piece of music "too weird/heavy for me" to my amusement...

 

[Black Winter Day]

Someone once said Genesis' "Cinema Show" sounded like the Bee Gees and "Eminence Front" by The Who sounded like disco. I win.

 

[NAD]

What really gets on my nerves are the people that listen to 2 seconds and say "oh man, how can you listen to that!?" I guess people are too used to 4 minute pop songs that are the same 2 measures repeated over and over again.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Not everyone has the mammal sauce.

 

[JayKeeley]

Did anyone see the Dave Chappelle show where he did that whole experiment with guitars and white people? He snuck a guitarist into some fancy restaurant, and the next thing you know, everyone starts dancing around like they're at woodstock. He did the same thing with black people too in a barbershop, except with drums. And then he did it with Latinos and a casio keyboard. Funny as fuck.

Stereotypes rule when not made fun of by white people.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Did anyone see the Dave Chappelle show where he did that whole experiment with guitars and white people? He snuck a guitarist into some fancy restaurant, and the next thing you know, everyone starts dancing around like they're at woodstock. He did the same thing with black people too in a barbershop, except with drums. And then he did it with Latinos and a casio keyboard. Funny as fuck.

Stereotypes rule when not made fun of by white people.

Don't get me started mofo!!:hotjump:

 

[JayKeeley]

Political Correctness.

 

[Ayeka]

One of my mates brought his electric guitar down the park last summer to have a strum. One of the Sharon's came up to him and asked why it was so quiet. Silly cow didn't understand the concept of ampliphiers