Dear Warrell,

[Mike]

Your sister tries to buy all metal albums to eradicate hip hop.

And by trying to buy all metal albums to eradicate hip hop I mean I shagged your sister in the rectum last night. Twice.

and by your sister he means you

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

and by me he means your mother enjoys my cock.

 

[Mike]

and by me he means your mother enjoys my cock.

and by your mother you mean stormrider, and by cock you mean anus

 

[El Stormo]

and by your mother you mean stormrider, and by cock you mean anus

And by stormrider you mean yourself, and by anus you mean hairy anus.

 

[Mike]

And by stormrider you mean yourself, and by anus you mean hairy anus.

and by yourself you mean your mother, and by hairy anus you mean waxed taint

 

[El Stormo]

and by yourself you mean your mother, and by hairy anus you mean waxed taint

And by your mother you mean Alexi Laiho, and by waxed taint you mean bleeched sphincter.

 

[Mike]

And by your mother you mean Alexi Laiho, and by waxed taint you mean bleeched sphincter.

+1 point to you sir

 

[El Stormo]

+1 point to you sir

*takes bow*

 

[Mike]

edit

And by your mother you mean Alexi Laiho, and by waxed taint you mean bleeched man sphincter.

fixed

 

[El Stormo]

edit



fixed

Aw, shit. That's right. Bleeched wrinkly stretched Alexi Laiho-sphincter.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

You people are fuckin sick, srsly...

 

[El Stormo]

You people are fuckin sick, srsly...

That's why Alexi Laiho loves taking our cocks up his ass.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Right....

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

My sister listens to hip hop though

You have a sister?

 

[ShadowsWithin]

You have a sister?

Yes but she probally doubles as his mother.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Lunar Still]

This thread makes me love you guys. And by love you guys, I mean have a giant candlelit bubble bath that escalates into something steamier.



























































And by something steamier, I mean a ride on a steamboat.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

5 stars. Points for all except ShadowsWithin.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

5 stars. Points for all except ShadowsWithin.

Ahhh fuck

Shut the fuck up.

Touch, Touchy...

 

[Mike]

You have a sister?

is she hot?