Dear Work Golf Thing Organizers:

[chupe666]

Team: The Sandbaggers
Starting at Hole 7

guy i don't know
old fart
Eric Burnley
red headed girl
old fart
woman who talks too loud


Please kindly take your forced participation policy and shove it in a non-golf-related hole.

Merci-
chupe

 

[minxnim]

i hate when they have office 'outings' and supposedly fun stuff which usually includes my coworkers dancing and / or being on a boat with them (which i can't escape because i can't swim).

 

[avi]

I avoided our company boat escapade for the same reason. no escape = no thanks.

 

[minxnim]

i've only gone on one out of five that they've had since i got here. i regret even that one. now our budget got cut, so no boat. thankfully.

 

[kleo706]

drearsy chuipee,

can aii cplayuy too?

xoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooo9
----ok-p

 

[chupe666]

klope:

oui.

chuiope

 

[chupe666]

by the end of the day and 18 holes of alcohol-laden mini-golf, i hope to be honestly speaking/typing like kleo.

 

[ChromeLife]

Please hump the plastic minigolf scenery... I bet it earns you a promotion... Just ask Gregorthewell.

 

[chupe666]

i didn't hump the mini-golf stuff, but we went to a local bar afterward and i did get a little head from the barwench and gave the lotto pull tabs machine a bear hug.

 

[chupe666]

there was this head stuck on one of the taps, so i said i wanted the head beer cuz i actually thought it was something different, like a microbrew. no, it was just a head stuck on the one beer they were out of. that spiraled into bad head jokes, and she gave me the head. it had funky crossed blue eyes. then we played pool against my boss' boss' boss and won- although we played again and lost, so it evened out. otherwise i'd be looking for a job right now.