Dearest Juney

[Dumpies]

How I miss thy fleeting lips
The way they quiver as I squirt my man mayo on them
My home beckons you
I can't live without you
Meet me in the dumpster behind b.p. off I-480 and St. Claire

 

[Necromunchkin]

Hold the mayo will never be a proper term for me again.

 

[Dumpy]

fuck off imposter

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Mind boggling.