love letter to Juney

[dumpster lover]

June my darling, where for art thou? To me you are the sun and the moon, and all the filth clinging to the walls of my dumpster home and my fragile loving brain. Come to me my iron faithed maiden of disdain, uncleanliness, and hot desire. I am but a shell of a man without you, my beautiful odiferous buttercup. I long for your hateful stinking breath upon my unwashed and infested scrotum. Even the ticks and mites would welcome your flow of putrid saliva upon my love nuggets....come to me...I'm behind Sunset Bowl

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Alright, only ONE person is that smooth.

Mr....... Jim Sheppard!!!

 

[dumpster lover]

and who would that be my wobbling tuxedo wearing friend?

 

[dumpster lover]

Alright, only ONE person is that smooth.

Mr....... Jim Sheppard!!!

ah ah ha ..you think you have me clammed and baked, however the pearl in the oyster still eludes you...in other words....WRONG.....hahahahaha ...Juney HELP, they are trying to get in the dumpster of love again!!!!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

aww shucks!

*hangs head in shame*

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't WANT in the dumpster of love, my town already IS one.

 

[neal]

'love nuggets' hahaha.
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, his poem is very very wrong.

 

[neal]

so wrong, for so long.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I thought it was a very fine poem.

 

[Captain Beard]

You would like it, wouldn't you?

 

[neal]

well he IS from arkansas.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey, I'm a poet, and I know a good poem when I see one!!

 

[neal]

*cough*bullshit*cough*
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, you're right, it sucked, but it was hilarious.

 

[neal]

word.
-neal

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Okay, you're right, it sucked, but it was hilarious.

SUCKY POEMS REALLY R HILARIOUS

 

[azal]

I was really hoping this was gonna be about hot butt sex.

 

[Captain Beard]

That looks like Frank Zappa for some reason, your avatar. Who is it?

 

[azal]

no idea....might be a rugby player.