Dearest Kitty Star,

[Xfur]

At night as I lie alone save for my nudity, bong, and DVDs of semi-watchable esoteric cinema, the thought of you fills my heart with warmth. What I feel for you recalls the emotions displayed by Jean Nacques Godeau in the director's cut of the 1912 pornographic short "Les Hommes Frites." It is more valid than anything I knew whilst crusing for chicks/performing my civic duty a few weeks ago. Please liberate my stool from the fascist regime of Josh then buy me a soy latte with no cream and extra froth.

Sincerely,

A.

 

[Kitty Star]

Alex's evil twin I presume?

 

[lizard]

Alex has created another fake account in order to speak with more frank brashness than he is able to muster on his own.

 

[xfer]

there is no way my alter ego is that crusty, ugly, and genocidal.

 

[FalseTodd]

That one doesn't feel like Alex

 

[xfer]

I think Sam just implied that he has, in the past, caressed Yasser!!

 

[xfer]

umm...and, i guess, also, me.

 

[Kitty Star]

And you liked it didn't you

 

[xfer]

 

[Baliset]

alex that is the best pic posting in many months.

 

[xfer]

let's see Xfur top THAT

 

[Xfur]

 

[Baliset]

nope

 

[Kitty Star]

Not even close

 

[xfer]

BZZZZT

 

[avi]

easily the worst fake in a while

 

[Kitty Star]

Nobody can replace the real Alex.

 

[xfer]

somehow i don't think that's exactly what avi's reasoning was, but i'll take it.

 

[goatschool]

ugggghhhhh

 

[Kitty Star]

somehow i don't think that's exactly what avi's reasoning was, but i'll take it.

Damn straight you will.