Death to all but metal!!!!!!!

[Lowberg]

 

[The Unavoidable]

dear jesus

haha

sweet satan

 

[ahjteam]

best thing ever since cheese

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Death to Britney Spears
Kill the little slut
Kill Madanna to
and then fuck her in the butt!

These lyrics are seriously some of the best I have heard.


"I agree with what you're saying. Death to all butt metal."
"No it's death to all but metal."
"That's what I said, death to all butt metal."

Ah ha, so much quotable gold.

 

[Waterboy]

I don't know who I want to fantasize fucking more: so I'll just say every chick in that video!
hhmm ...
Time to get the tissue paper ....


(where the fuck did Sarah Silverman come from?? I just looked up and there she was .... now I wanna fuck her in the butthole)


But this is a funny ass tune!


EDIT: I just realized that is the same group where I saw them on stage - and they called Kelly Clarkson to come up and sing with them. They were telling her they wanted to fuck her. I want to fuck her, too.

 

[ahjteam]

Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs
That hang out at the mall

Enimem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck eachother, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, heavy metal's back!

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not wrothy to cross my underwear

Where is Def Leppard?
Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those fucking fuckheads
who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Maria Careyh, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss eachother on the cameltoe
50 cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on eachothers chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

 

[aramism]

haha this is awesome. kinda cool song too.

 

[Mart]

can't find words to describe this...it's just so ridiculous good! hahaha

 

[Kazrog]

Awesome!!

Steel Panther is the same lineup as the Atomic Punks (awesome early Van Halen tribute band) and Metal Skool. I've seen these guys live in various incarnations over the last 10 years or so in the LA area, and they are better than most of the 80s metal bands were at being themselves. Seriously, go see them live if you can, they are amazing!!

Update: I just Googled Atomic Punks and it looks like the lineup has changed... at any rate... STEEL FUCKING PANTHER!!!

 

[jacare]

Man, was this amazing or what ?

 

[Erkan]

I dunno man... thought it was kinda silly What was the point of the song again? "We trash talk everything that we don't like, because anyone who doesn't agree with us are wrong"? Not something I'm impressed in anyway, it's been done a "few" times already

 

[Fuentealba]

my new favorite band

 

[guitarded88]

Can't stop watching it.

 

[GarethSE]

Anyone who insults Blink 182 was obviously never 13 years old.

FUCK.

 

[SocialNumb]

Holy gay dome, that kicked ass.

 

[J.DavisNJ]

Hahaha, my buddies got me into these guys recently. They are hilarious and great players too!

-Joe

 

[_Brutalism_]

That was fucking class

Btw, I think there should be a small arrangement in the lyrics ahjtteam if you don't mind me adding;

Eminem can suck it, so can dr Dre
They can suck eachother, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, heavy metal's back!

Thanks for taking the time to write them down though, I wasn't sure about all what was being said.

 

[Erik Monsonis]

LOL

Really funny lyrics

 

[lordtech]

haha.. these guys r so ffuckin creative with the lyrics! ...butt metal yeahh!!

 

[Executioner213]

Good times.