DEATHMATCH!!!!: Battle of the Towering Creepy Bastards

[Tide In Mind Out]

Peter Steele vs. Blackie Lawless

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

TOO creepy?

 

[Chromatose]

i don't know the size of blackie's cock, I couldnt narrate this one to the extent i would like

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ok, then.....blackie in one corner, holding a whip, all his bitches with him.....peter in the other corner, with a shovel, all his bitches all over him......

 

[Lillitu]

Doesn't blackie have that huge codpiece he wears? He could fight with that.

blackie in one corner, holding a whip, all his bitches with him.....

Blackie's bitches? who the hell would want to be the bitch of that creepy lily munster looking, alice cooper wannabe lowlife? That is just wrong

 

[Lillitu]

 

[a guy...]

Just a side note: Wouldn't Towering Creepy Bastards be a great name for a band??

 

[Chromatose]

@ a guy ... heheh

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Sounds cool, except that I'm really short (5'4) and all my bandmates are around average height. And our vocalist is stuck on the name Revell. Damn alternawanker.

Oh yeah, Blackie and Peter use the power of THE SCHWARTZ to beat each other into unconsciousness and are chainsaw-sodomized to death by Chris Barnes.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Peter Steele...
...chainsaw sodomy....

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey Pyrus you use a booster seat to play drums?

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Laws of physics, Guerilla. I need to be able to reach the kick/hi-hat pedals. I play drums fine with slightly lowered cymbals...I wish I was 6'6 like Scott Travis so I could have a gigantic drumset with china cymbals roughly fifty yards away from me.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm 5'9"1/2, i guess i could be a towering creepy bastard......i'll have "Towering Creepy Bastards" the song done tomorrow!!!

 

[Necromunchkin]

No Lordy Capone and myself could be in Towering Creepy Bastards. Think he's about 6'7" and I'm 6'4". I'm sure we both qualify as creepy.

 

[Chromatose]

at 5'10.5" i dont think i qualify as towering, and I'm not that creepy... eh, I sure am a bastard though.

 

[a guy...]

You're all a hoot!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Stop it, guys, you're making me feel like a fuckin hobbit.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i find hobbits stragely attractive....so don't feel bad

 

[a guy...]

You like hairy feet??

 

[Captain Beard]

Originally posted by Necromunchkin
No Lordy Capone and myself could be in Towering Creepy Bastards. Think he's about 6'7" and I'm 6'4". I'm sure we both qualify as creepy.

NoLordy is 6'7", yes. Or about 2.01 meters for those who don't follow U.S. measurements. I am:
1. Tall, but we've already established that.

2. Very Creepy, don't talk (orally) much, have an unhappy look on my face, ( but that's from the fact trhat the sun is always in my eyes...) and I grunt usually in response to comments/questions by strangers.

But, my parents WERE married when I began to generate into the god/demon that I am now, so sadly, I'm not a bastard, though my mother (very cruel lady) has called me a "Fucking Bastard" more than once.