the current TOWERING CREEPY BASTARDS line-up

[Captain Beard]

Are you at least 200 cm?



(And dude, what fucking country are you from?)

 

[Guerrilla]

No I'm shorter than 200 cm but that doesn't matter cause I'm not lending my sick talent to a band with power vocals. And I'm from Greece, why.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What... power vocals.. . oh geez I missed that. Uh.. if I get to play in corpsepaint so that no one knows who I am, then I'll do it.

 

[Captain Beard]

You never acted like you were from the Western Hemisphere, so I was curious.

 

[Guerrilla]

How does one from the Western Hemisphere act?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

skull drums!! woo! haha, the two tallest members, no lordy and yetti, both on percussion.

...the symphony orchestra AND the TRIANGLE and corpse paint are all suitable

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Electric MARACAS!!!

 

[Guerrilla]

You are not truly dedicated to gore metal. All of you are blasphemous.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

...but...but...i like...exhumed!!

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't have to be dedicated to shit, I heard skull drums on a Nile song and I shall play them now.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

DisHARMONICA

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

No Trash Cans!!

 

[Yetti]

ill switch to bass, if i can play a bass version of this:

 

[Karmic]

I'll play the penguin.

 

[Will Bozarth]

ill do Operatic Elven Vocals and lead Ukelele

 

[raiz]

i call the rubber-fucking-band. or maybe not the rubber band, but that thing you made in elementary school where you took like an empty kleenex box, a used paper towel roll and like three rubber bands and made a shittar...you...you remember that? alright. sorry.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

wooo!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Oh yeah, and I can sing "rumma-tum-tums" as well.

 

[AjDeath]

I'll do air vocals, um bye...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

If Isabel sits on my shoulders, we're over 200 cm, and I'm a creepy bastard (as you will see once I post my recent "I'm gonna rape your daughter" school pic). She can play guitar, I can play drums.