Deathmatch!!!!!!!!

[Tide In Mind Out]

this dude steven howard says michael jackson v. madonna!!! get to it!!!!

 

[Tee]

(nice avatar, but worms don't show good enough....)

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

thanks tee......yeah it's a shame the worms don't show very well......

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Michael jackson looks to the stands and begins to star at a group of pre-schoolers...

 

[Chromatose]

then madonna runs up from behind while he's distracted and stabs him with her pointy breasts! ...

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[necrophilliac3003]

I AM REALLY BORED!!!!! I AM REALLY HORNY!!!! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

DRFGHJDLKUHJS.KFBHPS;ADEFGYE;OYIFUVWEHITU;TYSGDRUHSLF;OHJBRW;UH;OEFU;OSIHGNUTO;WGIMHWSO;

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey buddy, there can be only one Lord on this board......................so I guess I'll leave.

 

[a guy...]

Originally posted by Chromatose
then madonna runs up from behind while he's distracted and stabs him with her pointy breasts! ...

And in order to get her to stop, he dangles a baby over the ring rope.

 

[Chromatose]

madonna lunges out to save it! but then michael pulls the towel off from over the baby, and right then madonna notices its really just ... THE HEAD OF PATRICK DUFFY!!

 

[a guy...]

(a guy... is temporarily incapacitated after that.)

 

[Chromatose]

patrick duffy's head starts chomping away, and launches right at madonna's jugular! He bites down hard and madonna falls back into the ring squirming in a pool of her own blood!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And then Micheal starts rambling about how he is Peter Pan and tries fly off to Never Never Land, but fails miserably because he can only think naughty thoughts about children, and while he is distracted Madonna (in a last ditch effort) pulls out a giant screen tv from her trusty boob tool bra and plays Swept Away.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

But in an odd turn of events Micheal says he loves the movie and just as Madonna is about to give up all hope of winning, a Catholic Priest runs into the ring, bites Micheal's head off and says "There can be only one stereotypical pedophile."

 

[Chromatose]

all of Jackson's powers are then transferred unto the Priest!

but it just results in his nose shriveling up until it just falls off.

the priest points to the sky, states "Third star on the right, straight on till morning" and flys off to neverland, where he can molest boys to his heart's content

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

(more pictures continued in a future post!!)

Then superman comes and punches the priest into spongbob squarepants backyard...

WHERE HIM AND THE TICK ARE MAKING SWEET LOVE!!!

 

[Chromatose]

NO!! the tick and spongebob making sweet love will BE STUCK WITH ME FOREVER! the horror!!

 

[Chromatose]

and then spongebob starts shitting out an ARMY OF MICHAEL JACKSON CLONES! they start to run off in the direction of the ring .. but are led astray when the see a sign pointing towards a baby nursery!

(aww haw haw.. there ya go CT, i brought jackson clones into it, like you suggested )