Decadent

[dorian gray]

Has decadent left for his drunken fishing trip yet? I seriously wonder if he'll make it back. Theres a good chance he'll be thrown overboard, despite his penchant for piratism. What are the chances of getting my $5 back? dibs on his computer too....

alas, poor nick - i knew him well

 

[NAD]

what's a nubian?

 

[Night Mare]

He left on Tuesday afternoon, and he had better bring me back a fucking souvenier, like a... beer... or something, maybe a Duck.
If he does get thrown overboard by some treasonous rum-soaked, one eyed bastard, I have dibs on the CD collection, plus whatever beers are left in his fridge.

 

[dorian gray]

his cd collection sucks. im getting his pushbike.

 

[Night Mare]

Have the bike, mine's better anyway, his CD collection is better than my sad little stack though, although not all that much bigger.



Maybe we should just kill him...?

 

[J.]

flog the cargo?

 

[dorian gray]

Maybe we should just kill him...?

done.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dibs on....i dunno, what else does nick have of value?

 

[dorian gray]

he has a leather jacket i think.

 

[Night Mare]

His Vinyl collection is pretty cool, but it's first in best dressed on that one, and since I live closest, you lose, although he'll probably have something in his will about him being buried with his "Deathspell Omega - Si Monumentum Requies, Circumspice" LP, in which case I'll have some digging to do.

You can have his Ultimate Metal account.

...God knows what the poor bastard is going to think when he sees this thread.

 

[dorian gray]

You can have his Ultimate Metal account.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

in which case I'll have some digging to do.

cut to night mare curled up in a corner of the bathroom clutching the album and screaming as undead hands slowly hammer on the door

 

[dorian gray]

^hahaha! classic

 

[cthulufhtagn]

you know he won't rest until he gets it back

 

[Night Mare]

I'll take the proper precautions; garlic, crosses, a hammer, and a few thrash tapes to distract him with while I make a hasty escape. If all else fails, I will present him with some really badly designed photoshop images (Lots of "plastic wrap" effects), so he'll either be forced to sit down and fix them, or his head will explode, depending on how bad the designs are.

 

[dorian gray]

holy water works sometimes........at least in my experience

 

[Night Mare]

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, obviously I am going to have to figure out how to pry it out of his cold dead hands first, without damaging the beautiful packaging...

 

[Nico]

Photos to come.

 

[dorian gray]

he lives...kinda.

 

[Night Mare]

Give me time, give me time...