^Did you copypasta it? In that case: ^shows that shakespear lacks english skillz.
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^and when her shall die, take her and cut her up in little stars, and she will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun
It's Ye Olde English Have you ever tried reading shakespeare?
TBH, no. I know a few of his "stories" ofcourse, who doesnt. But there are things i prefer over shakespeare.