^traveled through the woods one night. found an ewok...gave him a pink sock and guzzled his cum until he died. then you waited until his body fermented and then cut off its head and used it to masturbate.
this is my friend- nah im not into freaky shit but i can shoot a cum shot over my head when im sittin down and im gonna push u off a bridge and on impact ur baby testis will shove into ur bladder where it'll clog up and piss will shoot out of your nose and you will suffocate.