lol, dude, fuck off
cob bashing = cob used to be great, I once reached into my tighty-whities and got off so hard to them but since FtR they just leave me flaccid and impotent and I need hardcore bands like Bullet for my Valentine to get a boner again. (and also) Alexi used to play like a god, and I prayed to him everynight to give me a girlfriend and a life, but now he just sucks, and not because he didn't give me those things, but because
I've never held a guitar but somehow think I am the perfect person to judge his skills and say he sucks, doesn't practice/is sloppy and can't play lake bodom half as good and he used to/as I can play with myself.