Describe the person above you.

[The Nerevarine]

It was a mix between Constipation and Diarrhoea. The most neutral shit EVER

HAHAHAHAHA I've never been constipated I try to eat a lot of fiber in order to avoid that .

Nice analoghy dude Constipation + Diarrea = Neutral shit

 

[eternal alchemist]

Yeah I have a tendancy to eat loads of foods, but I eat lots of bananas, apples, grapes, strawberries.. My fruit/vegetable range isn't as versatile as one could hope for, I mean most of the fucking time our fruit basket is full of apples

 

[The Nerevarine]

Yeah I have a tendancy to eat loads of foods, but I eat lots of bananas, apples, grapes, strawberries.. My fruit/vegetable range isn't as versatile as one could hope for, I mean most of the fucking time our fruit basket is full of apples

My fruit and vegetable range is almost none dude, I just eat meat and pastas and milk products :zombie:

 

[eternal alchemist]

Oh yeah I ate a banana on the way to guitar lesson and these asians stared at me: "I said, who the fuck doesn't like banana? You cocksuckers"
*Throws banana skin*

 

[The Nerevarine]

Oh yeah I ate a banana on the way to guitar lesson and these asians stared at me: "I said, who the fuck doesn't like banana? You cocksuckers"
*Throws banana skin*

And you started to sucking the banana and you imaginated that the banana skin was the skinhead from a uncircuncised guy, didn't you ?

 

[eternal alchemist]

I wouldn't need to, autofelatio

 

[The Nerevarine]

I wouldn't need to, autofelatio

You have no ribs ?

 

[eternal alchemist]

Urgh no

 

[The Nerevarine]

Urgh no

Like this dude ??? : To learn how to do this, please refer to http://lemonparty.org

 

[eternal alchemist]

Kind of but I don't do it because it's just not cool

 

[The Nerevarine]

Kind of but I don't do it because it's just not cool

That's the gayest thing ever dude

 

[eternal alchemist]

I've been told that, if you could fuck yourself, despite it being physically impossible, you would never leave the house. Wait until you can actually suck yourself and you'll disagree

 

[The Nerevarine]

I've been told that, if you could fuck yourself, despite it being physically impossible, you would never leave the house.

I never NEVER would fuck to myself :zombie:

Wait until you can actually suck yourself and you'll disagree

Based in own experiences, I BUSTED YA !!!!

 

[eternal alchemist]

So you can suck yourself off?(TMI)
Oh yeah alexis, LPSG.ORG - Large Penis Support Group PWNED

 

[The Nerevarine]

So you can suck yourself off?(TMI)

Nope, because aint got a penis

 

[eternal alchemist]

Oh I forgot you are pro-mutilation

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^Hmm, but...what thread was this? I don't remember anymore...

 

[eternal alchemist]

^Is true, we'll include phallic remarks as our secondary post purpose below our descriptions
Sorry we're just bored and having harmless fun

 

[The Nerevarine]

Oh I forgot you are pro-mutilation

But of course


I AM FUCkING PROUD OF BEING CIRCUMCISED SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN


To Elli : The describe person above you thread

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^
Sorry we're just bored and having harmless fun

Naah, don't say sorry... I was just joking... I'm bored too, to be honest.

To Elli : The describe person above you thread

Oooh, yeah, true! ...thanks Alexis!! Heheh... *jokes*