HAHAHAAAA. This is why I don't post much from home. Only when I'm desperate for something to do. Even a 350 mhz processor-laden computer doesn't do much with a 56k modem. (okay, I know 350 mhz isn't really that fast any more, but it only cost me $50, 17" monitor, scroll mouse, 256 RAM, and 2 SCSI drives included).
At least you can make a poll thread. That's half the fun right there.