Did anyone else get the DIMENSIONAL WARP GENERATOR spam today?
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Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.
42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.
Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way
that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.
After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.
42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.
Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way
that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.
After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You
FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
Well see, interestingly the coordinates he mentioned are right nearby my house.
I wrote him back and am trying to convince him I have his parts and that he should meet me at said coordinates.
I wrote him back and am trying to convince him I have his parts and that he should meet me at said coordinates.
chupe666
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hilarious. tell him to bring a chess board and his thinking cap so you can play for the part and the future of inter-chronic travel.
So I told him we could meet at the coordinates he specified, and this is what he replied:
Hello,
I must confess that I have not traveled through time
before except for the time that the evil ranns who did
this to me, set up a grid in my hallway of my home and
had me transported back exactly 6 hours, this happened
6 years ago. This is in fact my own time line and I am
not from the future. If I did not word my original
email like I did then nobody would take me seriously
on needing these items. I was trained and do need them
for the purpose of stopping them from hurting me, and
reliving my life which has been stolen from me. You
see the only reason I even need these items is because
a certain group of beings has drastically altered my
timeline doing terrible things to my life and health,
being the latest of infecting me with madcow disease
to try and disable my mind all together. But I have
reconinized their schemes all along, and have been
fighting for my life! There are agents who have been
sent back to disable certain key individuals, and
change certain past events which so much as even pose
a posible risk to interfere with their plans to take
over the world. The result of these changes will
result in a massive war and the death of millions.
Inacent children and people with the purest hearts
have been wiped out by these people. From age 8 on I
realized somthing weird was going on in my life by
forces and people I cannot even begin to disscibe, and
have ever since dedicated my life to finding out the
answer and getting the knoweldge and training I need
to take back my life. You see the same ones which did
this to me are monitoring my every move and will stop
at nothing to try and keep me from getting this
equipment including using my exact voice and speach
mannerisms, then changing the delivery time and
location around where they show up in my physical form
claiming to be me. Pretending to be the associates to
my contacts then truning on them last minute in
attempts to stop me. Either that everyone who has
tried to deliver these items to me has been detained,
attacked, or murdered by them. If you really wish to
do business and help me, other arrangements are a
must. Please advise what you want to do.
Thank You
Hello,
I must confess that I have not traveled through time
before except for the time that the evil ranns who did
this to me, set up a grid in my hallway of my home and
had me transported back exactly 6 hours, this happened
6 years ago. This is in fact my own time line and I am
not from the future. If I did not word my original
email like I did then nobody would take me seriously
on needing these items. I was trained and do need them
for the purpose of stopping them from hurting me, and
reliving my life which has been stolen from me. You
see the only reason I even need these items is because
a certain group of beings has drastically altered my
timeline doing terrible things to my life and health,
being the latest of infecting me with madcow disease
to try and disable my mind all together. But I have
reconinized their schemes all along, and have been
fighting for my life! There are agents who have been
sent back to disable certain key individuals, and
change certain past events which so much as even pose
a posible risk to interfere with their plans to take
over the world. The result of these changes will
result in a massive war and the death of millions.
Inacent children and people with the purest hearts
have been wiped out by these people. From age 8 on I
realized somthing weird was going on in my life by
forces and people I cannot even begin to disscibe, and
have ever since dedicated my life to finding out the
answer and getting the knoweldge and training I need
to take back my life. You see the same ones which did
this to me are monitoring my every move and will stop
at nothing to try and keep me from getting this
equipment including using my exact voice and speach
mannerisms, then changing the delivery time and
location around where they show up in my physical form
claiming to be me. Pretending to be the associates to
my contacts then truning on them last minute in
attempts to stop me. Either that everyone who has
tried to deliver these items to me has been detained,
attacked, or murdered by them. If you really wish to
do business and help me, other arrangements are a
must. Please advise what you want to do.
Thank You
avi
W3RK3R
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
1. I'm reversing my stance--this guy isn't interesting/fun, he's genuinely psycho. Don't go meet him.
2. Tell him you're going to meet him, but then send an email that reads: "I'm heading out the door now--what's that strange sound outside the door? Well, I AHGDGSGSKGDLFJKFJLKSJF:LKJDSLFKJ:KLJDF:LKJSDL:FJL:KDF"
2. Tell him you're going to meet him, but then send an email that reads: "I'm heading out the door now--what's that strange sound outside the door? Well, I AHGDGSGSKGDLFJKFJLKSJF:LKJDSLFKJ:KLJDF:LKJSDL:FJL:KDF"
Actually if you google search "evil ranns" aside from Resident Evil stuff, you'll find a blog where a guy talks about spams regarding time travel that this guy sent out a while ago, and some of the events that followed.
I don't think he's psycho, I think he's 14.
I don't think he's psycho, I think he's 14.
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